Hilariously Houston

The twitter account dedicated to those of us living in Houston. It's pretty hilarious most of the time. Except humidity. Nothing about humidity is funny

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This weather lately has me like

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This getting dark early is the opposite of hilarious

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Going to Specs on Halloween at 5pm. Pray for me.

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An hour wait for girls to try on a costume?! Halloween will be over before I can find a costume

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Driving from downtown to galleria at 5pm is maybe one of the worst ideas I've ever had

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Only in Texas do women think 85 degrees means boot season should start

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Nothing too hilarious about this weather. ⚡️☔️

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Apparently the secret weapon of college football is 50,000 clanging cowbells.

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We love us some JJ!!!!!

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Car shopping is literally the worst in Houston.

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College football this weekend

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The most beautiful day in Houston! This must be what fall feels like everywhere else in the country!

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Girls casually spend Sundays doodling Mrs JJ Watt on their beer coasters @jjones9

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Who ever invented Sundays should get a metal

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Wednesdays 'casual margarita night' turn into Thursdays 'casual excruciating hangover day'.

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Thanks Monday! It's been great!

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"If I was stranded on a deserted island and I could only take one thing, I would take @JJWatt"

#Houstonsuperman

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@LOLHouston I just met you but I am in love with you already. I have laughed 5 times and I need a good laugh with this weather. #Thanks

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“@CarlosHdeTejada: Anyone selling umbrellas will get rich this weekend @LOLHouston”

*quits job immediately*

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59 is the worst kind of hell at 5pm