LOLcow Comics

Chronicling internet lols and chaos in comic form. Drama, satire, and pure brainrot.
For entertainment/parody purposes only; all statements are alleged.

[LOLcow Comics @LOLcow_Comics]

Sir Jer of the shit shires with his broom!!
Inspired by @LicencetoChris

[dinothree🦖🦕 @dinothree]

How to act like a jackass and drive away your fans. @TheQuartering

Step 1. Simp for not your wife

Step 2. Lash out at any and all criticism from fans

Step 3. Hide their reply

Jer.. your audience literally pays your bills. You were just crying about people not signing up for your stupid ass poker tournament… and why do you think that is ??

[TheKinoGrove 🍊🍊🍊 @TheKinoGrove]

as if we didn't need another thing to confirm @MelonieMac blindsided @TheQuartering with her resignation and threw him into an anxiety attack.

His Walmart Marketplace store was restocked today, and he did not brag about it once...

[LOLcow Comics @LOLcow_Comics]

@dinothree Yep... lol. Agreed.

[LOLcow Comics @LOLcow_Comics]

@Creekpossum17 @MelonieMac She could ask @JerryBanfield for advice!!

[Dermy Wermy 🇺🇲 @dermy_wermy]

Going live at 8:15 PM Central for another AMAZING Chaturday Night Stream!!

Going to be a fun one since MELONIE MAC QUIT THE INTERNET, and completely BLINDSIDED The Quartering MID STREAM!!

Then I got a EVS segment that was sent to me, and it's time to rip him a new one!!

[TheKinoGrove 🍊🍊🍊 @TheKinoGrove]

Who will crack first and leak DMs / Text Messages?

[Don Flurgundy @Channel404News]

📰 WE'RE LIVE FOLKS!! 🔴

YouTube: https://t.co/vnS86FSNrl
KICK: https://t.co/xzrXmwS0t9

[Jeremy Scambly @JeremyScambly]

The broom has been hung up.

[TheKinoGrove 🍊🍊🍊 @TheKinoGrove]

. @TheQuartering JER I'M SORRY, UNBLOCK ME, I FOUND YOUR NEXT CO-HOST!!!!

[MelonieMacGoesSaggy @MelonieMacMcSag]

Mel Mac is a Goth chick? Oh, so she's not actually a trad housewife conservative Christian then? Thanks for letting us know that she is a larper Jer! 😂 This guy is great!

[Jeremy Scambly @JeremyScambly]

Resignation letter

[CAMELCAST OFFICIAL @CAMELCASTOff]

When you cuck out and say you think Sydney Sweeney is gross for your co-host's approval further destroying your reputation online only for your co-host to quit 3 days later:

[MelonieMacGoesSaggy @MelonieMacMcSag]

One more prediction before logging off. Johnny Junkers may magically forget he claims for PTSD from the VA and get back into the real World workplace, if Mel doesn't get her Jer simpbux anymore.
But, he's lazy and loves his free money. Bookmark just in case! 😂

[Lazy Shell @shell_lazy]

I'll miss your deep political & social insights private mac🫡
https://t.co/yAm9rPnrVy

[Don Flurgundy @Channel404News]

📰 TONIGHT on Channel 404 News! 🚨

JAM PACKED SHOW TONIGHT FOLKS!!
MELONIE IS GONE!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Quartering has lost his last remaining sweeper! Looked like he found out LIVE ON AIR?!? 🤣🤣 Kino Casino been gone for a month and it's only gotten WORSE for Jer! He even SHAMED his viewers who didn't follow his channel!

- Melonie TRENDS on X when clips resurface of her saying Earth is FLAT! LOL

- @LutherTheWriter joins us on the show tonight!

- Mighty Mike Plays UPDATE! Looks like it's DEFINITELY a SCAM at this point..
- Clavicular charged with RAPE and Drugging a Minor?!
- And of course we see the latest from DSP and our favorite dating coach, Jerry Banfield!

🔴 LIVE @ 8pm EST / 7pm CDT on YouTube and KICK!

[MelonieMacGoesSaggy @MelonieMacMcSag]

Now Melonie Mac has officially quit the Quartering show, (which many predicted). Her vacation gave her that taste of freedom and coming back she looked unhappy to be there. She's "set for life", so hopefully she deletes all her accounts and goes away forever now 🙏🏻

[Legend of the Galactic Plant ✰ @LegendPlant]

@PoweroftheTruth The funniest revelation from the past few days is the fact that she actively listens to music the entire time on Jers show, she doesn’t respect him enough to actually listen to him hence the canned responses, and he pays $500 an hour for that level of respect LMAO

[PPP @PoweroftheTruth]

The best part of all of this is I NEVER have to listen to Melonie Macs fucking SCREECHING EVER AGAIN!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!!

[TheKinoGrove 🍊🍊🍊 @TheKinoGrove]

My god, @TheQuartering can't even sound sincere.

HE'S SEETHING
HE'S HURT
HE'S ABANDONED

WOAH BUUUDDYYYY!

No mention of how fun it was when she was on the show... or How she made the stream better..

Just I need another "goth chic" to think im funny and be my friend...