Olivia
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LOL FUNNY
@LOLfuunnyy
Have a break and a good laugh with this tweets..
Joined June 2011
2.3K Following
1.8K Followers
2.2K Posts
Keep calm. Nobody else knows what they're doing either.
"""your bra strap is showing""oh nono one can know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a brasomeone call Victoria cause her secret's out"
"I wasn't that drunk. ""Dude you told a sponge in my kitchen to make you a krabby patty."""
No one texts faster than a pissed off girl.
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kay kingsbury
@kay_kingsbury
When fascists run the media everything is propaganda and lies. When Truth is hated truth tellers are punished.
Total disdain for the politically correct
An autobiography is a book that reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
"Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you hold your nose, try it!"
When people ask me why i'm single Me: (•︵•) ¯\) )/¯ L L
"The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."
If you're happy and you know it... you are probably having sex.
occupation: princess
That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss.
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
"When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella."
The awkward moment when you think your quote is amazing but nobody favorite it.
"You don't look like a ""bad bitch"". You just look bad, bitch."
"Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2013 move out of the way kids, i've been waiting 10 fucking years for this."
person: *breathes*me: are you fuckinG kidding me
"If you can't win, lose like a champion."
What do you call a fake noodle?An IMPASTA.
Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
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