LORD FAMOUS ⚡️

[LORD FAMOUS ⚡️ @LORDFAMOUS876]

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[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

No mention of HR making you go through 8 rounds of interviews just to ghost you

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

look at my goat. Not a single thought in his head.

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

These guys cuff whores then wonder why they don’t have wives when the money stop.

Just peak delusion.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

You don’t have to do anything for people to be what they naturally are. If your behavior is dependent on something else you’re not in control of yourself

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

2 Men are fucking you & you paying them
& you think you are running the show 😂😂😂 Women are hilarious

[Bandit Kei 💥 @Coolwednesdays_]

“I need 6 niggas to throw they life away” & 6 niggas responding wit “I will” is frying me

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

The concept of being 11 years old and genuinely thinking harry potter is nonfiction

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

When bad habits are being criticized, suddenly everyone is disabled and chronically ill.

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Chronically late people don't miss their flights, exams or doctor's appointments. Half of the frustration I have with them is that, when it matters to THEM, they totally can be punctual.

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

I don't know why Gen Z has this belief that mental health is a get out of jail free card when it comes to the societal contract.

If your disability or disorder makes you behave in a way that is indistinguishable from an asshole, society will view you as an asshole.

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Help me understand how he ended up in your bed

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

Your parents accepting a million dollar house after you gave them 3 million is greedy as fuck. It be the parents too.

[champ heaggans @champwroteit]

nigga went upstairs with some mid and got hit with the spin move. talk about a tough night.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“As soon as the $7M hit my account I gave away $4M then bought $3M worth of cars—How did I run out money so fast?”

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

I keep saying these niggas had to be good at football because they’re idiots otherwise