Sir Morton Hampstead

GM/Owner/CEO of the incredibly average professional iMASL indoor soccer team--R.A.F. Veteran deal-maker. "To make fun of something, you have to really love it."

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Proud to announce that RAF in conjunction with CCGB, LLC. Is forming a new MLS supporters group for seniors…

The Chitty Chity Bang Gang.

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@AlexiLalas I couldn’t find a retro shirt befitting the grandeur of the Ginger-One… so I made my own. Of course, due to copyright restrictions I had to adjust the KC moniker too. It works. People try to take a swipe at me all the time. Some not even called Preki.

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Delighted to see the Red Devils have gone after a Viking… #manchesterUnited #minnesotavikings #norsemen

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Pro sports Word-of-a-Weak. #SuperLeague type idea

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After countless years watching Scottish kickball, fans complain they have no idea what a f*%kin’ “hand ball” rule is!!!

(Also, whether the correct term is “offside” or “offsides” US ONLY) #manUnited #Middlesborough

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Orr is it? #stlblues

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#stlblues

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BAR BET: “Bob Plager made an appearance in what famous hockey flick?” #bobbysplace

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RUNNING OUT OF ACRONYMS: here comes NISL Professional Indoor Soccer: “come for the game; stay for the Dippin dots and dance tunes”
#nislsoccer #nislsoccerleague #maslsoccer #naslsoccer

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Greatest RAF (Ruff As F#*k) Men — #34 https://t.co/lhcyN3UEpe

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Damn clock change — I arrived a day early @Amsterdamtavern

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RAF Re-brand Has Some Sting https://t.co/9zGTH6dsjK

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Why, why, oh why, do I support these @Vikings. I know — Can we just start calling them the Minnesota Wide-Kings?

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Football Greaves https://t.co/l1Tqn7krsa

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Up to the Minute TOLF Results https://t.co/99GyEDp4wW https://t.co/DAtpHik0OV

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Germans KaPUttt https://t.co/mRKx0Pgq6Y https://t.co/lxfhqm79Bo

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Enterprises ding idea. Make it so. #stlcitysc

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SATURDAY OUTRAGE: if ESPN is going to charge me thru the teeth for useless “multi-view” EURO2020 coverage... then I want my television presenters to at least dress the part. Is there no decorum? #fb #espnplus #helloKittySlippers. #Hurrrumf

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Dane-tastic!

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PROVING: You can’t keep the Mannschâft down #fb