John Elrod II

I'm LOTNorm everywhere you can find me.
Don't find me.

(he/him)

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Being intolerant of racism is a good thing.
Being intolerant of sexism is a good thing.
Being intolerant of homophobia is a good thing.
Being intolerant of xenophobia is a good thing.
Being intolerant of these things isn't the same as being these things.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

The only shots I care about are happening in the NBA playoffs.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@ConquerorFrog @AkilahObviously I didn't say anything about taxes, Kermit.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@ConquerorFrog @AkilahObviously It's actually a Somali mental daycare, and it's being paid for directly out of your pocket.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@arlenparsa Yeah, they're smooth.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Call me Cambridge Analytica with how little of a shit I give about "it's 62 million views, not 62 million men". I do not care. We should pivot to burning down the fucking patriarchy.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@ConquerorFrog @AkilahObviously I care about real things, like not making skin-to-skin contact with you.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@ConquerorFrog @AkilahObviously I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, with a washcloth in-between, you believe stupid shit. I know this may be shocking, since you don't know what a washcloth is, but you needed to know and I needed to not actually touch you.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Me talking to a literal human baby:
Hello, sir. Good evening. How about this weather?

Me talking to a puppy:
Look at the little baby. You're a good little baby. Yes you are, baby.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one’s late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

someone named Mario should do it

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

It's unbelievable we're not just at a point where the President of the United States flippantly threatens to kill millions of people, but he does it via social media, on the same level of communication as SpongeBob memes and porn bot scams. So many mistakes have been made.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

@twensw @SceneinCinema Not disagreeing with you, but just pointing out the four movies here are all in 2026. That's why the two you mention aren't listed.

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Every grocery now is $100.

Gallon of milk? $100.
Dozen eggs? $100.
Raspberry-flavored Preparation H? $100.

I mean, it's ridiculous out here.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

This is HILARIOUS.

Canada is just ROASTING Karoline Leavitt.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Cartoon in the @NewYorker today 🤣🎯

🎨by J. C. Duffy

[Donny Luche @DonnyLuche]

Cmon dawg

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Hank Aaron won MVP just once in his Hall of Fame career, and it was in 1957.

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

Drake Baldwin has scored in ALL 7 of the @Braves games to start the season ...

That hadn't been done since 1957 😱

[Latest in Culture @latestinculture]

smaller than a chihuahua, the fennec fox is the smallest of the true foxes

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.