Lisa ortmayer

[ArlingtonCountyPD @ArlingtonVaPD]

Last night ACPD and @ArlingtonVaFD helped welcome Olympic medalist Torri Huske home from #TokyoOlympics!

[Janna Bastow simplybastow.bsky.social @simplybastow]

Timeline roadmaps result in a constant barrage of deadlines resulting in:

🤷🏻‍♀️ Made up release dates
☠ Development death marches
🤥 Mismanaged expectations
💸 Missed market opportunities
💩 Building the wrong things
😢 Sad product managers

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@finatv Torri Huske pronounces her last name Husk - the E is silent

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@LevarStoney Wow! This has been going on forever

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@YHSSwimDive Way to go! congrats

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@DominionEnergy second day in a row where power is out from 9-6 in Falls Church! What’s going on? Food is thawing, people are HOT! #terribleservice

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

Heading to SF today for #mtpcon! Can’t wait to meet new folks.

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@AmericanAir my flight from ord to dca was just cancelled gkqlhm. Next steps?

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

Couldn’t agree more. Great points here

[Andrea Saez @dreasaez]

As PMs we have got to stop perpetuating this idea that somehow a bunch of features listed over time is a product roadmap #prodmgmt

[Governor Ralph Northam @VAGovernor73]

It sure would.

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@AmericanAir Never happened. Terrible communication about what was happening and why. Had to miss the meetings I was traveling for. I’ve never had such a terrible experience with American

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@AmericanAir 4316 worst flight ever. Boarded on time and a “few minute” defuel took over and hour, de-ice, and now ground delay. On the plane for 2 1/2 hours no water no plan to leave. Missing work. Thanks

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

Unacceptable

[“Mark Berman” @markberman]

“I just went to bed and hoped I’d wake up.” What an utter nightmare.

[Sabrina Siddiqui @SabrinaSiddiqui]

Sixteen of the 23 players on France’s team come from families that recently immigrated to the country, most of them from Africa. Seven players are Muslim. A testament to how immigrants enrich a country’s culture.

[Jason Kamras @JasonKamras]

1. Filling kids with sugar first thing in the morning is bad for their bodies and bad for learning. We have to do better than pop-tarts, donuts, sugary yogurt, and juice. 2. Kids need recess! (We adults may need it, too.) https://t.co/j4WIY5pvOe

[pendo.io @pendoio]

Are we saying Product Managers are great at everything? Yes, that's exactly what we're saying. #prodmgmt https://t.co/Txk90hCmQ7

[Dorothy McAuliffe @DSMcAuliffe]

Where. Are. The. Children?
#WhereAreTheChildren

Where?? They are Children! https://t.co/IA9bVTduHV

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

#swimnija https://t.co/OuKvPHPnde

[HPP Swim Team @hppswimteam]

Picture day at High Point! Lots of great smiles and energy for this upcoming Saturday A meet!
#swim #highpoint #HPP #HiPPO #NVSL #DIV3

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

McConnell held a Supreme Court seat open for a year, insisting no Justice be confirmed in an election year without voters having a say. This was a terrible precedent but one he will need to live with. Dem Senators must insist — absolutely no confirmation until after the midterm.

[Lisa ortmayer @LOrtmayer]

@lyft I’m in Manhattan and the closest driver is in Brooklyn!!?? 15 minutes away??!! #isthisthebestyoucando? #dontbelieveyiu