Leslie

statistically speaking, I’m bound to tweet something witty at least once a year ⚾️🏈🌴☀️

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#2020

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As a loyalry member for 10+ years, thank you @AmericanAir for making it extremely difficult to do business with you.

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If this season of #vanderpump is making you feel sorry for Sandoval…..listen to his podcast interview with @NickViall from 3 weeks ago.

All I heard was someone with a lack of humility that’s willing to gaslight anyone around him and say it’s his truth.

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Good morning to everyone except Schwartz, the worm with a mustache and Rachel! #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules

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@DoorDash is great in theory……BUT paying $70 for cold food because my dasher picked up 3 other orders along the way is not worth it. It should be one order at a time. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Check on your friends who are Viking fans…..their hearts are working overtime rn

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@Anthonymoraless …..as we lose in the first round to the poop brown San Diego padres.

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Okay. The Manti Te’o documentary - we know the media plays a huge role in all of this, but don’t forget the person behind the scam who selfishly chose to actively hurt someone else. She cost him his mental health, his career, and his financial security. She is to blame.

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@Anthonymoraless What gave it away? The clear signs in the back? LOL

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I may be getting too old to to watch the bachelorette because the second hand cringe embarrassment I’m feeling from these first impressions is REAL #bachelorette

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Gun reform is one step, but let’s address the mental health of those who continue to carry out thoughtless and ruthless acts of violence. Healthcare and the mental health of Americans HAS to be addressed or this will never stop.

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@CollinJacks1 @kimKBaltimore LOL

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WHY ISN’T DR. DON CLINE IN JAIL? #ourfathernetflix is a real quick way to question humanity and the U.S. justice system.

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I miss Janet #survivor

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So we’re the “And Just Like That” writers trying to ruin an entire franchise in 30 seconds? Cause it worked.

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Standing on my couch watching the roomba to make sure it does its job right and correcting it’s behavior when it runs into the wall for the 4th time......when did I become my father?

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The Dodgers are literally killing me

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Any other Dodgers fans feel like the Padres are losing on purpose? One final “lick rust” from SD to LA. #dodgers #wildcard

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PSA: every relationship (friendship, relationship, marriage) is a two-way street. It’s not one party’s responsibility to uphold the other half.

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Finally got my wisdom teeth removed last week and my mom flew out to take care of me - she left me this morning with a fridge full of home cooked meals, a clean house, and zero laundry. Moms are the real MVPS. 🤍

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We simply do not deserve dogs 🐾 🤍