Linn Ladner

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 5-year-old is trying to name all of Santa's reindeer.

Shout out to the newest additions to the team, Connor, Nixon, and Stupid.

[Melissa Fumero @melissafumero]

This was made by a bunch of badass moms, and I am so honored they asked me to be a part of something so special. 💗

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

@COVERGIRL I say try again. Half the nubby little bristles are missing.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i decided that today. is bring your human to work day. we stared out the window for hours. and they helped me spot the cars. it was magical

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: I don't have anything to do.

Me: I could give you chores.

9: I wasn't complaining. I was bragging.

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Makes me happy and sad. Love the new faces. Happy the gone ones had a good place. You're a beautiful family 😊

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

The coronavirus outbreak has me thinking back to when I was a server and worked a week straight while I was really sick and it turns out I had the swine flu and was probably spreading it to everyone because I couldn’t take off work and I’m sure that will happen with this

[Hawaiihomehound @hawaiihomehound]

This is something everyone needs to read.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: What movie do you want to watch tonight?

Me: Whatever will keep you awake past the opening credits.

Wife: That movie doesn't exist.

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

#Pit4Busch #Sweepstakes !

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

#Pit4Busch and #Sweepstakes

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

#Pit4Busch #Sweepstakes

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

#Pit4Busch #Sweepstakes

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

#PIT4BUSCH #Sweepstakes

[Linn Ladner @LPLadner]

I'm in a love/hate relationship with @KristenBell bc I keep saying fork instead of fuck. I hate it but her voice in my head when I do it is so cute I can't stop!

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“Let’s start children out thinking that Friday the 13th is a fun day...We would celebrate his birthday every time a Friday the 13th came.” Happy birthday King Friday XIII #FridayThe13th

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“You know, we have pieces of the people that have cared about us all through our lives, and they’re all part of us now. And so each one of us represents so many investments from others. No one of us is alone.”

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Here’s an EXTREMELY HAPPY QUESO in case family or holiday drama is getting you down today 🧀

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Today is a day to be thankful.

9-year-old: When is the day to complain?

Me: Literally every other day of the year.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I don't want a middle name anymore.

Me: Why not?

5: You only say it when I'm in trouble.