RNatYourCervix

Hot mess. Minus the hot, triple the mess. Labor and Delivery RN. Gonna help get those babies outttt 👶🏼🤱🏼 🐠 Don’t be such a guppy 🐠

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

NO EXTRA TIME NECESSARY

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

THE WEEK 7 AP TOP 25 IS HERE 🙌

Which team's AP Poll ranking do you disagree with most? 📈📉

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

Food dyes have finally been put on notice, decades too late.

What's next?

Seed oils
High fructose corn syrup
Glyphosate spraying
Chemtrails

Speak up America!

MAHA

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

This ought to be the final time we change our clocks!

Daylight Savings is a relic that disrupts our natural rhythms and serves no real purpose in the modern world.

We need to end this for good!

#MAHA

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Help me out with some research for my term paper…
If you see someone breastfeeding in public, are you offended?

Feel free to explain your answer if you feel like it or retweet to help me get more answers! Thanks!

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

When you accidentally find out the gender of your baby at 30 weeks when you planned to wait

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

When it’s 1am, your baby is breech, and it’s time for your husband to learn spinning babies to help straight this kid out.

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Not me and my husband discussing how to take a week old newborn to a concert 😂

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Me, a labor and deliver nurse, sobbing because my acrobat of a baby had not moved in 16 hours. My child in triage-

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

We have a monitoring appointment for our IVF transfer tomorrow and if this isn’t an accurate picture of me trying to turn myself into a naked mole rat…

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

My husband-“ I hate this show”
Also my husband-

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Just got an invite to my 10 year high school reunion. I would rather squeeze lemon juice into my eyes for a week straight than to attend. Hard pass

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Idk why y’all are so obsessed with ozempic because my ivf doc put me on synthroid and metformin and I want to eat absolutely nothing 🤮🤮🤮

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Me after being thrown into a shit show as charge with no training. Lolololol. Fml.

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

@plantobsessedRN Coming from ED, I hate that we aren’t allowed in OB, and the patients do too. So we just use butterflies 🥴

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Reminding myself my phone is new and not to throw it when I see another pregnancy announcement, and it’s not ours. #infertility #ttc

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

To whomever drank my Alani in the break room fridge: your mom’s a hoe.

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

Sending night shifters to a day time class is a new level of hell.

[RNatYourCervix @LPNtoObRN]

I asked my boss to go part time before we start fertility treatments and she told me no. Like… you want me to quit then?