Lou

Mousse from a bowl is very nice but to put it on a person is demented. DCFC.

[Lou @LP__92]

Coronavirus in the streets, papillomavirus in the sheets.

[Lou @LP__92]

The Gliding Club is on high alert

[Grant Rivers @GrantSRivers]

Russell Brand
David Walliams

And now another one… 👀 https://t.co/98JCggwEn3

[Lou @LP__92]

@AdamFisher02 Adam Fisher in being wrong about everything SHOCK

[Lou @LP__92]

@forestmad80 @Sh_K_03 @BBCBreaking We all know what you meant

[Lou @LP__92]

@redfxb It’s proper mouth-against-the-mic radio. You can’t beat it. Golf great for it also.

[Lou @LP__92]

@thecoastguy I hope your wife and three kids are ashamed of you

[Lou @LP__92]

@NBABabySecret @CnrPls

[Lou @LP__92]

Hahahahahaa

[Derby County Supporter Services @DCFC_SLO]

Supporters are reminded that, should a large number of fans leave the stadium early, some temporary road and car park closures may be implemented to ensure the safety of pedestrians.

These closures will remain in place until it is deemed safe to reopen the affected roads and car parks.

[Lou @LP__92]

Shame we didn’t have about 4 fit options to play in that position.

Utterly shocking management.

[BBC Sport Derby @BBCDerbySport]

🚨Number Ten 🚨

Derby County striker Sam Szmodics has become the latest Rams player to suffer a serious injury after limping off during Tuesday's 4-0 defeat to Norwich City.

#DCFC

[Lou @LP__92]

Music for West Bridgford divorced dads

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

I Don’t Rate You was influenced mainly by just wanting some dirty beat goin off with some early 90’s keyboard stabs. LFO, etc. “What does it all mean” I imitated from an old prodigy tune a familiar sample from that era. Luv that it annoys both purists, and greasy spoon bigots. 🕶️

[Lou @LP__92]

@Jolie__x Best believe I’m creating ✨shareholder value✨

[Lou @LP__92]

@RKabeli Literal* war crimes**

*not literal
**not won a game in 9

[Lou @LP__92]

I have not known a ‘prosperous’ year in my entire adult life.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

https://t.co/MwP9JyJKIA

[Lou @LP__92]

@AldenSkye4877 Think it goes in chemical weapons

[Lou @LP__92]

@1_badkarma Brother, you think Michelin guide is Michelin star.

[Lou @LP__92]

@RoundCorners40 Bears feeling bearish

[Lou @LP__92]

@HarJac2 Don’t know if that’s worse or better. Would you rather not remember it or have it dangled in front of you in childhood, only for it to be yoinked away 😂

[Lou @LP__92]

@cjames203 I thought they were coming once but turns out they were just breathing heavily

[Lou @LP__92]

@Jezzajamie

[Lou @LP__92]

@DannyF11770 I liked the bit where we won stuff

[Lou @LP__92]

@RichieMitch99 Good for you, I’m sure you work bloody hard for it. Recognising that a good chunk of luck is also at play to get you to this point doesn’t do anything to put a dent in that.