Lou

Mousse from a bowl is very nice but to put it on a person is demented. DCFC.

[Lou @LP__92]

Coronavirus in the streets, papillomavirus in the sheets.

[Lou @LP__92]

@WestminsterWAG You literally live with Michael Gove

[Lou @LP__92]

@omid9 Was this before you started touring provincial leisure centres exclusively?

[Lou @LP__92]

@PatrickChristys Oh shut the fuck up, Randall.

[Lou @LP__92]

@OdohertyI64991 You should boycott brylcreem like the rest of the world did in 2006

[Lou @LP__92]

@CamillaTominey What in the living fuck are you on about 😂

[Lou @LP__92]

@dogavic Right?! Does make the Gay knock look even more impressive. Ball going round corners (and under them)

[Lou @LP__92]

That’s a shocker for a day 2 pitch

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

Matt Henry's delivery stays low and Jacob Bethell's Test comes to an end with the bat! ⬇️

Wait for that side-on angle... 👀

[Lou @LP__92]

@ZacGoldsmith Wait, aren’t you the cunt that ran that racist mayoral campaign?

[Lou @LP__92]

@ABridgen The fucking halitosis in this video, my god

[Lou @LP__92]

@KonstantinKisin Fuck me, you’re so astoundingly dense.

[Lou @LP__92]

You can tell these neutral tennis players are Russian because they have neither chins nor lips

[Lou @LP__92]

@LeeAndersonMP_ All the tables near you totally empty, because you fucking honk of rancid diabetic piss.

[Lou @LP__92]

@EssexPR ***absolutely tiny fan

[Lou @LP__92]

Just done a shop just enough for 3 days that was 50 quid so a tenner on a subway feels like good value to me.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'Lazy but convenient' - a quarter of young adults have two or more takeaways a week https://t.co/uoJVa2nzzR

[Lou @LP__92]

@tim_newling @Nigel_Farage @BBCNewsnight That the hat off, Timothy - for research purposes.

[Lou @LP__92]

Been there and it’s shite. Like watching sport in Center Parcs, surrounded by prescription drug addicts.

[𝗠𝗿 𝗘𝗹𝗶 @MrEli_x]

🚨🇪🇸 Real Madrid think they have a stadium… until they see this. 😭😂

[Lou @LP__92]

@Daniel_Sugarman @Hhj76486

[Lou @LP__92]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee - you absolutely reek of stale piss, you shapeless waste of carbon.

[Lou @LP__92]

I know an off spinner when I see one

[LunarSoulX @cricket_Stats05]

Hey @grok Why did Michael Jackson always wear tape on his fingers? Was there any special significance behind it?

[Lou @LP__92]

Don’t forget Hakimi is a rapist