🗡️Puff🗡️
🗡️ Not new to nsfw, new pinned
🗡️30
🗡️ he / him
🗡️ 6’1
🗡️Straight (ally, love whoever makes you happy , bigots get lost)
🗡️ Switch
🗡️ soft + hard + extreme kinks (no tw)
🗡️ i tweet about whatever i want, sfw & nsfw
🗡️ DMs open, MDNI, ageless accounts get blocked
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i need to start wearing my slutty little glasses more often but unfortunately i have been blessed with good enough eyes to see normally but just bad enough to need them when driving and presenting at work 🤓
Made good progress so far building my chud son 🙂↕️ God i need to get my building stamina back up because tiny parts and giant hands do NOT mix (thumb for scale)
It's time to start feeling like myself again 🙂 i cant believe i let people and life get in the way of taking enjoyment out of my hobbies 🤖 treated myself to a new rotary tool, a new set of cutters and a new hobby knife for a nice fresh start
@eisheth_alt i feel like you can't separate them, it's like 1-A and 1-B (except for me because in my heart the real answer is Breaking Benjamin because the Diary of Jane is the best buttrock song of all time)
Sometimes when i need a good laugh, i will go into my hidden DM requests and see what the robots are cooking up 😂 they are absolutely wilding sometimes
nothing is less appealing to me at this stage in my life than just fucking a random stranger or somebody that i don't have a deep emotional investment in 🙂↔️
chat do you ever play tech support for your elderly family members and find something truly astonishing? 🙂
my mother was complaining that her phone was being slow so i looked at the system settings and saw chrome was eating up her RAM so i popped open chrome and this lady had 57(!) open tabs🫠Then i scrolled up and saw that she had 99+ inactive tabs. Tell me why this lady had 2894 inactive chrome tabs open on her phone 💀
When i picked myself up off the restaurant floor and i asked her why she didn't just........delete them? she looked at me like i had 3 heads and said "why would i do that? they just go away eventually" 🙃
Being a very calm man is a blessing and a curse because for some reason mentally ill women flock to me like heat seeking missiles 😅 (please continue to do so, i can fix you with love and affection and calm your nervous system 🙂)