Laurence

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I’ve decided to take up cross stitch. It fills in the time.

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Jacopo_della_Q Harry Kane?

[Al Foran @ImpressionistAL]

Joe Pesci serves Gordon Ramsay a rancid Easter egg.

[Laurence @LR1999]

@JonathanPieNews Brilliant!

[Helen Chamberlain @HellsBellsy]

To any of you who clapped the NHS, but also drove to @BandQ yesterday to fetch your click & collect basket of totally non essential items.

You are a fucking hypocrite.

And if anyone replies with "BuT ThAt'S FiNe" I'll send you list of the names of dead doctors and nurses.

[Laurence @LR1999]

@ImpressionistAL None, im an adult

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado @ClaireW02348202 Have you just copy & pasted this 2 every complaint? Your customer service is terrible

[Laurence @LR1999]

@RedDevilBible Stam

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado Yet everytime I fall phone lines are down?

[Laurence @LR1999]

@fusionet24 @theatreofchips @afneil Can you trust any government?

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado Nearly a week later & nothing has been done about this + I’m trying for the 3rd time this week to log in & edit my order for tomorrow....

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado several emails ignored, several tweets ignored, shopping came today even though you sent out emails saying it wouldn’t, I couldn’t edit my order, not allowed 2 return anything, so I’ve wasted about £50 on stuff I didn’t want/need but had 2 accept it due to needing food!

[Laurence @LR1999]

@W1L3Y My kids favourite 🤣

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Huawei Piss off

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

925 healed in Italy in the last 24 hours. I see no one sharing. If they were dead, everyone would share! Share positivity...

[Laurence @LR1999]

@TEMPA_T Wtf that’s higher than Chernobyl

[Rachel @OpenMindMH]

Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots.
Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado Would have been nice if I could edit my order wouldn’t it rather than having to accept about £50s worth of food I didn’t want as I can’t return anything! 😡

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado can you tell me if I am getting my Ocado reserved order this Saturday? I can’t checkout on your website & your phone lines are down + online chat

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Fudge59038638 @Ocado Same 35 mins early, woke me up with a hangover lol & I couldn’t edit my order so had loads of stuff I didn’t want

[Laurence @LR1999]

@Ocado a response would be nice, 2 emails sent & 2 tweets, am I receiving a delivery tomorrow morning or not???