Having a plaza with a bar, brewery and a dispensary across the street from my apartment is both the best and worst thing about living in Marlborough #DegenerateProbs
Idk what’s worse: movies that take place in Boston where the actors don’t have an accent or movies that take place in Boston where the actors have awful accents
Nothing worse than being on a webinar and the speaker keeps saying “just waiting on a few more attendees” like excuse me ma’am those of us that arrived on time would also like to leave on time as this meeting runs until the end of my day and I’m trying to go home. 🤦🏻♀️
This morning my lazy ass sent Kevin to get something out of my trunk for me... completely forgetting that half of his Christmas presents are in my trunk🙃#SoYouWantYourGiftsNow
Most of my apartment is black/white/grey which happen to be the same colors as my kitten- I just spent five minutes walking around my living room calling her only to finally notice her sitting on the table in plain sight staring at me. #BlindBitchProbs#NoGlassesNoSee
I just wanna apologize to Mr. Thomas, my 8th grade history teacher for being an asshat and never taking class seriously. I’ve been studying for the past 4 weeks for a federal exam for my job and I’m S T R U G G L I N G with the history portion #SendHelp#AmericasMessyThenAndNow
The worst part of working in a large office building is that for some reason they ALWAYS have the AC crankin’. Like bruh, it’s bare 50° outside why is it ALSO 50° inside 🥶🥶
5 years ago, today. I was killing a bag a night. Yesterday, I had two glasses out of a Trader Joe’s boxed wine that I’ve been working on for like a month. #WhenDidIGetOld