Lindsey Roth Culli

Some people outgrow their imaginary friends and some of us become writers. SAY YES SUMMER coming from Delacorte May 2020 ❤️ HiATUS accnt

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Okay. Four seasons in and #StrangerThings has yet to answer the one true BIG and burning question. How in the ever living hell did Karen Wheeler end up with Ted? 🧐

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

@dncvoterfraud @NPR It’s literally the Declaration of Independence, genius.

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

At this point, I've scheduled 200+ COVID vaccine appointments for folks. Gotta say, @Walgreens is losing the user-friendly war. By a LOT. I am in my 30s and grew up with the internet and even I find it daunting. No clue how 80 year olds are supposed to navigate. #writebettercode

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Not about to take any grief for skinny jeans, side parts or anything else from the generation who ate tide pods. 😂

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

@USPSHelp I’ve got a whole slew of packages that were sent 12/2 or 12/3 or 12/10 and are MIA (8 specifically). One, for example, was sent via priority 12/3 still not delivered (to a destination 60 miles from my house!) 😩 😩

[Morgan Levine @DrMorganLevine]

Looks like Mr. Joseph Epstein, BA is suffering from an inferiority complex. As a Dr, I think I’m qualified to make that diagnosis. https://t.co/kGkxwJmPZ2

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the @nbcsnl writer’s room right now... #VicePresidentialDebate2020

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

@Starbucks ‘Starland’ keeps telling me I’m ‘ineligible.’ 😩🤨 (definitely over 18 and have been a rewards gold member for like a decade 😆)

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Don’t be afraid of Covid?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uRISEM2D03

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

https://t.co/YOPurWxReK watch/vote for my lil brother’s (Tyler Miller of Gensler Baltimore) video ❤️😊 such a cool and timely project

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

@karatwrites 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so on brand

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

SATC has not aged well. But I posit one of the chief indicators: The scrunchie. Seriously, try to find a Brooklynite who isn’t wearing a scrunchie rn.

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

🤣 https://t.co/6uFIE9bhMz

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Just officiated a wedding in my driveway in the rain/outer bands of a hurricane = so very 2020 😆

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Alanis's new album is perfection and "Ablaze" is a 2020 anthem. That is all.

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

Thread. Woweeee.

[Lindsey Roth Culli @LRothCulli]

@MirandaKennealy SAME!