Landon Robinson

Respect is earned, not given.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Yeah, the 49ers weren’t gonna lose yesterday

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This dad lays next to the ball to prank golfers when a ball lands in the yard 😭

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[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I will never understand the human body. I’ve done nothing but drink sweet tea, eat raising canes and zebra cakes and somehow I lost 15 pounds 😂

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

While all the other plants are starting to send their people home for a couple weeks, nah not us we’re just told to sit at least 4 feet away from each other at lunch after we just had to ride 3 deep in a single cab to get there 😂😂 makes sense

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

This is the 3rd time in 2 months Ive had to do a random drug test at work if this lady shaves any more hair off my legs I’m bout to look like a damn zebra.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

Traffic is so bad leaving this plant I’m honestly bout to just start pulling up on the side of the levee and taking a nap.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

It’s not luck; it’s favor. It’s God shining down on you, making things happen that you couldn’t make happen.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

You age in dog years working in these damn plants.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

Me and my debit card are about to have a come to Jesus meeting.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

It’s 5:30 in the morning and this dude literally pulls up beside me at the redlight and cracks open a fresh bud light.. I want this dude job.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s funny screwing with these telemarketers lol

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

A hungry man fresh off a 10 hour shift can get himself in trouble at the Winn Dixie.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I’ve had my contacts in for so long I’m pretty sure they’re welded to my eyeballs.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I’m running so late I’m using my passanger side seat heater to dry my work shirt. Yep

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I literally just cranked my truck from the 4th floor of the hotel 😂

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

“The trashy places have the best cinco de mayos” 😂

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

I’m a totally different person when I get at least 8 hours of sleep.

[Landon Robinson @LRthegreat27]

Time goes by way too fast either I’m getting old or somebody got this shit on fast forward.