LJ

Main boss is a 7 yr old, so unlikely I'll get sacked for my views. Brexit is a catastrophic mistake. Night owl. Crochet. London.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Brexit didn’t work. All that’s left of the project is the long, sad, painful climbdown from it.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Right, anyway, back to Christmas.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Well, it's been a while as I lost the login details 🤦‍♀️, but this Christmas, I'd like to say how very thankful I am that my husband is such an amazing Dad who would do anything for his kids and who makes Christmas so joyful for our children. 💜

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Uni College Balls really, but Mike Flowers Pops, Clock, Terrorvision, Shed Seven and The Lightning Seeds. 💜

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Who played at your Uni fresher’s ball?

The more bizarre the better

[Jo Stevens @JoStevensLabour]

What exactly were @BorisJohnson and @RishiSunak doing today that was more important than being at the Cobra meeting?

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

I was never a pet person, I was talked into this and yet, here I am, obsessed with my 2 kittens. 😬

[Julien Hoez @JulienHoez]

How. Does. Boris. Johnson. Not. Get. It.
This. Isn't. Difficult.

[Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein]

Merry Fxxxing Christmas from everyone at Ted Lasso.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Did actually feel very old when I gave child 2 a cassette album (Los Campesinos Christmas - she loves them) as an early Christmas present and she looked at it as if it was a fascinating museum relic. 😬

[Mr Teach @MrTeach_]

60 children tested positive; 15 staff tested positive; no supply teachers available...DO NOT CLOSE ANY CLASSES! 4 footballers test positive - cancel the game, cancel all of the games! #DoMeAFavour

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

2 kids at 57. If I thought he had anything to do with any of his many children's childcare, that would absolutely make me laugh alllll day.

Sorry Carrie, can't 'help out' today, I've got important dressing up to do.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

I actually think it's so funny when men leave their families because waah waah, they aren't getting enough attention or 'me time' or they've had their head turned and then they end up with more children and/or a much more stressful life. Mate. Lol.

#BorisJohnson

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Child is fine. Much comfort. Mostly tired. I feel ya kid.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Side eyeing the 7 yr old who never has a tantrum, having a big old one just as I planned to do a sneaky 5k live race on the treadmill. She didn't know that was the plan, it's just one of those 'wonderful' parenting moments.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Genuinely think the people who have the patience to teach small children sports and swimming are angels who walk amongst us.

Yes, I am at a swimming lesson. Angels. Patient, patient angels.

[LJ @LSBKMJ]

Just reflecting on how most don't have a clue on how much pregnancy can mess up your physical health long term.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

We pissed away the summer. No attempt to get numbers down while the weather was good. No attempt to ventilate offices or schools. No support for isolation. No effort at all to get us into a better place before the cold weather arrives.