Leonard S. Dizynali

Law Partner and graduate from Princeton - I love squash and watching womens Oregon volleyball players - Food for thought, sit down and stay a while.

[Leonard S. Dizynali @LSDizynali]

Welcome to the show.

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Holy fuck I’m getting honeypotted #theinterview

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Waking up to Canvas fully functional tomorrow

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Bullpen typa night.

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Going to class today was a monumentally bad idea

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People walk so fast on college campuses for no reason. Getting hawked down by the terminator behind me

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Me walking past 4 homeless people on my way home with my Jimmy John’s

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@notdsanders26

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It’s a shooter shoot night. It works 60% of the time all of the time.

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How it feels having free drinks on a Tuesday night out

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Most underrated movies:
-The King
-The fighter
-End of watch
-Hands of stone
-Sicario
-Demolition
-Memento

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@BuddKnudson I’m gonna tail this

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Might catch some flack for this but raising canes sucks. Outright ah

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Brother finds out the guy who posted his little sister's nudes is right behind him

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How bro would look at me in 7th grade after our teacher just had a full breakdown because we interrupted the class too many times

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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to be a blue collar worker that gets drafted to Iran

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There’s nothing worse to me than seeing some of the most attractive girls at the bar and a second later some cuck-ridden lettuce haired freak, who somehow cuffed these girls to begin with, grabs them and head home

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You met me at a very strange time in my life:

*linking my discord to draft kings in the bar because I want a 75% profy boost on my masters parlay*

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@coot3rhunta8 Great take Mark, I tried to bring up imagine dragons in highschool and I got stuffed in a locker.

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@notdsanders26 @BuddKnudson The only thing romantic about my 21st birthday was between my 21 captain and cokes and myself

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A friend of a group of girls at university: *posts a montage in nature (literally anywhere, could be a sewer with a flower blooming like Wall-E, but most likely abroad)*

Said group of girls in the comments: “Coolest ever; so inspiring; love; so precious; hottie!; OMG!; love!”