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LSQuik News - reporting on everything in San Andreas from our HQ in Los Santos. The only place to get Yesterday's Lies Today

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@SelinaMeyerGTA alienates racists and biggots in campaign message which states she "stands for everyone" https://t.co/uvePAi5Wd0

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@OfficialLST Once your burgers are cooked top with smoked cheddar to melt on the grill, with ketchup in the buns. This is LSQUIK news bringing you food

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@OfficialLST has identity crisis, thinks a bleeter account for transport services is also a news network. When will normal service resume?

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@HarisPiIton 's beau let's off a bit of steam over the guys who pine after his girl https://t.co/KAxIAn3tG1

[Chris Milka @RealChrisMilka]

It really is pathetic watching these guys try, I know Haris is gorgeous and funny and sexy but she's not a object, she's a woman

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🍵 https://t.co/k5u3WnYeaO

[Democratic Party @DNCgta]

Want to run for office? The Russians might not help you, but we sure will! DM now! #Dems

[Los Santos Meteor @LosSantosMeteor]

New @OfficialLST metro map causes a stir. (via @LSQuik_News)

[Los Santos Transit @OfficialLST]

Please do accept our apologies for any misunderstanding with our metro poster, there was a fault with the tram line which will be rectified.

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New metro map declares Pillbox South centre of the Third Reich #BadPlanning #ISeeASwastika 😮

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The Little Lacy Surprise Pageant are looking for interested parties!

Simply send details to:
[email protected] & wait for a reply

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A sad day to see an iconic account ruined, @LawnDarterGTA 's vision has just been shat on from a great height #WhoSaysPlasticsDontRot

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//if there was ever a metaphor for failure
RIP old LSPD
@LSPDHQ_GTA now carries the baton

[Gigi West Sachs @GigiWestSachs]

@Katie_DiL @SA_DAMichael1 @HarisPiIton u cant gag on something so tiny

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@NaomiHadid starting a new trend of publicising planned cosmetic work? #SlowNewsDay https://t.co/bIM8NxUeva

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Cringe levels are reaching new heights as bleeter convos between @SA_DAMichael1 & @Katie_DiL about male genitalia surface #SlowNewsDay

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Mayor @ScottCousins__ finds cure for wrinkles is gardening. Cosmetic companies call it witchcraft #SlowNewsDay

[the.HarisPilton @HarisPiIton]

@realDonaldTrump please release your own makeup line your contour is always slayin 💄

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@khloezardashian vents at @PerseusCarl. Outcome unknown. Authorities believed to have not needed to get involved. #SlowNewsDay

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Akan records return. Bleet recieves one like. World continues to spin #SlowNewsDay https://t.co/FXEK7vYUkL

[AKAN RECORDS @AKANRECORDS]

Akan is back at it's fullest. Contact us.

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@POTUS_Kevin is preparing his goodbyes during his final week as POTUS

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@NaomiHadid has pants stolen mid stroll #SlowNewsDay