Lauren W

Somewhere where Catholic meets Colorado. Oh and chocolate. Don't forget chocolate.

[Lauren W @LSawinska]

Theory: No one likes the taste of coffee at first. But after you start associating the taste with feeling half alive, you start liking it more and more.

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@EmmaLang2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🎉

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I don’t know who needs to hear this* but 6:05 am is universally too early for a non-emergency phone call.

*My husband’s coworker Paul is who needs to hear this

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Tornado from my hubby’s view in Frederick @9NEWS

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I’m just happy we’re finally recognizing goofy socks as its own culture

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@EmmaLang2 Okay that’s pretty good 😂

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@EmmaLang2 It’s like “Where’s Waldo” .....except it’s “There’s Emma!” 😂

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@EmmaLang2 Tbh you kinda do this a lot... 👀

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@EmmaLang2 This might be the highlight of my day 😂😂😂

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@lowdownluce Well thank goodness 😅

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We get more Christmas cards for people who used to live at our house than for us, and honestly it’s starting to bum me out a little.

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(Because I guess it was time after using a cartoon for five years)

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#NewProfilePic

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Not to be controversial, but I think one of the worst parts of 2020 was finding out that Ellen is secretly mean.

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I run a subpar motel in a town called Schitt’s Creek 😂

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@EmmaLang2 Yes. Like our grandchildren can enjoy it as young adults, but not our children

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@lowdownluce @didgeridougrou @betchesluvthis Oh I ABSOLUTELY needed to see this 😂

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Cheers to married life 🍷

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Having a (soon-to-be!) saint beatified on my wedding day is next level Catholic winning for sure 🙌

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

A member of the Millennial generation, fifteen-year-old Carlo Acutis, is to be beatified in Assisi on Saturday.
https://t.co/Fq2vHzjkIT

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Anyone else so distracted by the fly on Pence’s head that they can’t even focus on the debate?