Louis

[Louis @LSeffz]

Just seen this pop up for some reason. Still really proud of my one and only photoshop job on here. Really amazing to be able to do it for someone like Fabrizio❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

João Pedro to Newcastle, done deal and here we go! Full agreement as Watford have now accepted final, official bid worth £25m fixed fee, £5m add-ons. 🚨⚪️⚫️🇧🇷 #NUFC

Deal will also include sell-on clause for 10%. Personal terms already, as been told contract will be until 2028.

[Louis @LSeffz]

Lacks the aura for this job I feel. Early call. Might win them a Europa league

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We can confirm Andoni Iraola has agreed a deal to become the club’s new head coach ahead of the 2026-27 season 🤝

[Louis @LSeffz]

Centre back

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

What role is Harry Maguire going to play at #mufc next season?

[Louis @LSeffz]

Nobody thought it was Doku brother

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Florentino Pérez: “Jeremy Doku? No. The €150m bid won’t be for him”.

[Louis @LSeffz]

This isn’t a real club I’m sorry

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “I will send a €150M BID on Tuesday for a top players from a Champions League team”.

[Louis @LSeffz]

I have never heard staring you down the throat in my life

[007 @zevinchiii]

There’s this obsession with a marquee midfield signing when this is staring you down the throat.

[Louis @LSeffz]

You can have 60 plus add ons

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

per @lauriewhitwell & @RoshaneSport

- West Ham demand £80m for Mateus Fernandes.

[Louis @LSeffz]

@Tony2Gloves I don’t think we’ll have to

[Louis @LSeffz]

Just been watching a few Mateus Fernandes comps. You’ll struggle to find better midfielder comps out there. Strong, two footed, got a ping on him, can get himself out of trouble, comfy deep and in attacking areas. Ridiculous player

[Louis @LSeffz]

The overlap breakdown soon come

[Louis @LSeffz]

This isn’t what I meant

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester City submit opening offer to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson. #MCFC bid rejected by #NFFC but pursuit ongoing. Club bosses spoke at UEFA dinner last week (no suggestion it was to negotiate deal). W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ZCZbfRgZLY

[Louis @LSeffz]

These are the words of a guy who knows he’s not winning shit

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If Erling Haaland and Rodri don’t join Real Madrid with me, I will pay 100% of the membership fees for all 100,000 Real Madrid members.”

[Louis @LSeffz]

Do another one @David_Ornstein

[Louis @LSeffz]

Did they type rotund Brazilian midfielder into google

[utdreport @utdreport]

Ederson was identified by Michael Carrick and Jason Wilcox as a replacement for Casemiro back in April [@JamieJackson___]

[Louis @LSeffz]

@KevEastSports @E123_Quad769 I thought you were dead

[Louis @LSeffz]

Is anyone still arsed about this guy

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨🗣️ BREAKING: @AndyMitten on Éderson to Manchester United:

“Fully expect that to be DONE in the next 24-48 hours.” #MUFC [@UWSmag]

[Louis @LSeffz]

Fine I will finish the 8 minute comp now

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Louis @LSeffz]

@KevEastSports @E123_Quad769 Fred West sports it’s been too long

[Louis @LSeffz]

Do you want some more pie with your gravy

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Pie, mash, peas and gravy at Stockport County (@StockportCounty)

💷 £5

[Louis @LSeffz]

He should be the Ederson signing if anything

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are set to enter the race to sign Middlesbrough midfielder Hayden Hackney. Michael Carrick has pushed the player’s case during post-season recruitment meetings [@Scottwilsonecho]