laban simwenyi

ROWING MADLY 🛶

@lsimwenyi

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

Is there any drug cartel looking for a secretary? I work under intense pressure and with minimal supervision

If you are not ,kindly retweet
Economy imefanya nifike hapa.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

You're Muslim because you were influenced by the Arabs. You're Christian because you were influenced by missionaries. We could just as well be worshipping Buddha statues if the Chinese had come earlier. Religion is a copied ritual; just be a good person.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

Thousand of advices with zero support ! Eish the street 💔

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

When the weight of someone’s bad behavior is heavier than their good, it’s not wrong to move on.
…Sometimes peace comes from choosing a better balance, not forcing one that isn’t there
...laban.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

@naffynick Keep winning big brand attracts big money 💰

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@naffynick “Big up to you Mbavu, I really respect your work and the energy you put in. Keep going strong and may you keep winning in everything you do.”

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@naffynick A rissing star all the best

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@aime_mwizaa He doesn't exist

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Please teach your sons that they don't have to tolerate bad attitudes from badly raised girls for them to be seen as good men!

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

@MillicentOmanga Mali

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

Men,

Before committing,

Do a thorough background check.

If her elder sister is still single or divorced or in a chaotic marriage,

or, her sisters jump from one marriage to the next,

Bro, just fold your paraphernalia and focus on your life.

#MasculinitySaturday

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@carltonkitheka1 @polo_kimanii he does the best

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Anything that involves causing women pain even at 3am please wake me up.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

Sometimes you gotta turn on that worship music 🎶 🎵 cry ugly and thank God

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

Behind this passport and airticket lies a story no one knows. I was once deported for reasons too heavy to share a silent battle that toucherd my mind and spirit. Yet here I am, still fighting, still hoping, still moving forward one day at a time.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

safely.
Our children deserve better. Our people deserve honesty. We will not stay silent anymore.
#StopCorruption #BirthCertificateRights #Endebess

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Hello @C_NyaKundiH expose this office of birth certificate endebess
I am deeply disappointed and concerned about the level of corruption happening at the Registrar of Birth Certificates in Endebess.

[laban simwenyi @LSimwenyi]

🛑 We demand urgent action:

1. Investigate the corrupt officials in this office.
2. Provide transparency on the real causes of the delay.
3. Educate our parents on the true cost (which should be FREE or clearly stated).
4. Make it easier for locals to report such corruption