Lauren Stutzbach

Recovering crazy cat lady.

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@CodySJung @MuralSupport I am having the same issue and need to run a workshop in 30 mins

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@themadstone Hi Maddie- I can't do DMs because I'm not verified, but I'm mentoring a group of Penn life sciences students on career path. Several are interested in science journalism- would you be willing to be a guest speaker at one of our meetings?

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@Dan_UA Please!

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@InOrderOfImport Hello, would love one but can't DM bc I'm not verified!

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

i prefer to think that once your flesh sloughs away into oblivion you acquire another (secret, more mysterious) gender, which is simply 'skeleton'

[HarperCollins Children's Books @HarperCollinsCh]

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[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@CatsOfYore Howl also helps in this exact same way

[ceo 🥀 @ceo_revenge]

had a pilot named Ken yesterday and he introduced himself by saying his job is plane

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

I WOULD LIKE TO PET THIS RECTANGLE MAN

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The Pallas's cat, also known as the manul, is a small, endangered wild cat native to Central Asia. https://t.co/zX1Mb6Hwsk

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@RamonaQuaxli Yes, please! Though I've never had one, so not sure what to expect.

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@MichaelinPHL Omg NOOO

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

I remember now why I don't usually read short stories. Just finished "The Difference Between Love and Time" by @catvalente from the new @SubPress collection and I'm completely ruined for reading for the rest of the night while it settles in.

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@AliciLee @seananmcguire @UrsulaV 11/10 would read this collab

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@Dan_UA Speaking as a pollstander in CP country, everyone walking in was offered both CP and Helen ballots. Most people would not take the Helen ballots from my hand. People had their minds made up.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

I have no bones in this game whatsoever other than thinking if the adhd medication helps then clearly there was a problem it is now solving, and I don't know who is being hurt by helping a percentage of society finally manage to do their laundry

[Lauren Stutzbach @LStutzbach]

@clairewillett Ok but now we need a photo of the Chinese sideboard

[Charlie Flowe @DjFlowe]

Thank you .@HelenGymPHL for supporting my friend Christian M'Bagoyi and his family.
This means the world to me.
Thank you for being a true Philadelphian...we look out all our people. ❤️
#KeepChristianHome
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