L.Subramanian

Biotechnology enthusiast, Love research, Avid reader.

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@lawsubham This is because mental health is continued to be treated as a farce by Indians.“Brisk walk ke liye jao beta teekh ho jayega” “you are just lazy,yeh depression-vipression kuch nahi hota”.Our youth has no one to confide in except their friends,who are in need of therapy themselves

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername I’m so glad you’re watching this debate rn

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername Bout time I invest in proper noise canceling headphones tbh.

[Mats Hummels @matshummels]

Good harvesting this week my fellow farmers 🤝 🇩🇪

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername Preach

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Girl: i can fix him
Him:

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername Not big on twitter. Did tweet something recently about not using log tables during my 12th grade exam

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

Neeraj you made me and a billion other indians jump with joy today. For that one moment everyone forgot their problems and celebrated as if you were their own.
#Olympics #NeerajChopra #GOLD

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername @smorgasbroad @thrillhowse Man of culture

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Can we just collect all the best Carlson-Putin memes in one long thread?

I'll start with my personal favorite from @nik0p0l5.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

“you see mr tucker, in your country, you live in constant fear of being shown what you would look like if you were black or chinese. in russia, we do not have such things”

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

manager: it’s been 6 months. why haven’t you shipped anything?

me:

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Yaroslav The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Americans would tell you.

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@TheReidATL @jaydensusername @footballconfid1 His hamstrings are gonna look like string cheese if ange keeps playing that suicidal high line along with vdv making 10 such ball recoveries to stop the counter.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I’d like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I’m assuming you’ve read the Ainulindalë?”

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername Tinfoil hat conspiracy clown

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

On god the funniest thing was me not even bothering to ask for a log table during school exams cause I did not give a shit about those problems.

[L.Subramanian @LSubramanian18]

@jaydensusername * cries in MD *