Syntaxis

I break somethings, secure other things. Accidental Blueteamer, fixer, maker, hacker, father, BBQ enthusiast. no well done steaks!CHAOS #THREATHUNTING #BLUETEAM

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

Don't know who needs this but: Yes. You CAN do this. Yes you are smart, talented and beautiful. Nope, it doesn't matter if you dont know everything. Can't type 120 WPS? No problem. Think you are too old? Too young? Failed that test?

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

They messed up and made me a supervisor!!!! 😃😃

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

I too remember the greatness that was BO. That entire time of my life was inspiring and helped get me to where I am today. Pretty sure you helped birth a lot of us. You legacy lives on...

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

"Show me sumthin!"

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

what happens when i search splunk....
https://t.co/LLkGSM7jmE

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@MonkeyC1337 seems like it may just be tmobile. other services are reporting BAU https://t.co/I7DIudlJBb

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@MonkeyC1337 Or if I had to go out in the weeds, maybe a nation state testing some new code? (eh) Someone asked me today if I thought it was related to the protests. Not sure.

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@MonkeyC1337 Hopefully it will be some mundane reason once the smoke clears. 2020 has done enough without having to add Nation State Actors to the mix, taking down cell service across the country. I'd watch that movie though ;-)

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@MonkeyC1337 I agree. I find it odd that pretty much all providers are showing up having problems. I don't have access to any of the raw data so I don't know what's being targeted. Hard to imagine a "single point of failure" for all the cell providers out there.

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

The timing tho...

[The Feng Hunter™ @TheFengHunter]

So this is happening... a cyber attack simultaneous with a spike in outages at T-Mobile, Verizon, Twitch, and other large entities. There is a correlation, but that’s all I know.

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

5yo: Have you ever seen a cassette tape?
Me: Yes I have. Had a bunch of them as a kid?
5yo: So what kinda videos were on them?

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

I know the piece is here, but IT'S NOT HERE! Under the couch, the rug, the table. GHOSTED.

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

#infosec #QuarantineLife OMG...this is ridiculous.... THE LAST PIECE DISAPPEARED! Into the dimension where all the left socks go....

[James @vastidity]

"New smart bidet system - no more need for toilet paper"

https://t.co/YxrkmnmSmC

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

Be safe out there.

[John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker]

Criminals don’t give a fuck about crisis situations. On the contrary they will exploit them to scam people via #phishing mails or scam calls or trick people in installing #malware. Watch out and be vigilant, having to deal with an attack now is the last thing you want.

#infosec

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

Yeah, speed that shit up! #infosec

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@LockpixNLipstix Shea butter EVERYTHING

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

@find_evil Before I scrolled all the way down, I KNEW I was gonna see this cat washing it's hands.....

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

Another day in #infosec sniffing north-south and east-west traffic!! I love pcaps. #blueteam

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

A RIOT ENSUED!!! So my question to #infosec is what's your ideal lighting for staring at your screen??

[Syntaxis @LSyntaxis]

So our SOC is still being built so we share the floor with other co-workers outside of our group. It's a dimly lit space but one set of lights were off. One of our engineers, being the hero he is, hit the wrong switch and lit up the entire floor with blinding light 1/n