Lance Collins

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@NHL_Muse Barrett Jackman

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@dvcapeguy @DuBoseDefense It’s not the most popular. Most players? I would believe that; there are entire leagues filled with two year olds. It’s the only sport that can be played that young, so most families start with soccer, then move to the more popular sports when the kids get old enough.

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@Chuckisdope You are buggin and I’m going to use your tweet to teach forced perspective to 7th graders.

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@barstoolsports Dirty Joe Dirt

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@mikitaposts Perhaps she was ineffective at her job this freed her employer to fire her…

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@NoleFan1893 @proclubmember @espn Yes, but one of the teams gets a first rounder in return.

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@Nerdspringbreak It’s more efficient for gas powered cars. Maneuvering a cold engine spends more gas than a warmed engine.

Sorry you had to wait 3 seconds so I can try to save some money.

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@Skores9q Dr J did this in the 70s

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@ProfessorSponge @planefag The parenthetical elements are the giveaway for me. But it’s a funny read.

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@edels0n Golf courses consumed them? The water cycle stops at golf courses?

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@ThatGuyRocked IU sucks because they didn’t do anything with him.

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@fwmubii Yao Ming?

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@CuffsTheLegend Down 70 lbs eating triple zero, mixed nuts, and raw spinach for breakfast.

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@JBaileyNFL That game was nice to look at, but a nightmare to play.

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@PTSportsFix True

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@VinnysCorner1 Nobody talking about the Punky QB

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@BogeyBrosGolfCo The sad push up into the face bonk…

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@jstewartIndy Bargersville

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@awfulannouncing This was great! I loved it.

The college football championship has an alternate channel with only the stadium announcer. It’s my favorite way to watch it.

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@its_The_Dr “Community” was a beloved show and he couldn’t get along with anyone there.

Wonder if there are stories about his behavior on Christmas Vacation.