L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here

Keeper of dinos and rhinos. Relentless dreamer, occasional curmudgeon, perpetual seeker of knowledge, and Purveyor of Fine Words. Rep: @SaraMegibow.

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

Well.

These will be the last two tweets from me, it looks like.

So it's time to break the wall.

I've loved being here with you all through the years. You can find the real me on Instagram at the.animal.lady1 , or on Facebook through my business account. 1/2

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

@HannahFergesen I'm so thrilled <3 Congrats!!!

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

@jjdebenedictis Same :(

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

Well.

These will be the last two tweets from me, it looks like.

So it's time to break the wall.

I've loved being here with you all through the years. You can find the real me on Instagram at the.animal.lady1 , or on Facebook through my business account. 1/2

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

Ok, wait, one more.

It feels like the pandemic stole all my IRL friends. I've been so isolated and lonely for 2.5 years, but at least I had all of you. I really hope some of you stay in touch because I'm going to miss the hell out of all of you.

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

I'm going to stick around for a few days to catch any last DMs or what have you and then I guess it's goodbye. 2/2

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

This video doesn't help the year-old empty space in my heart from losing my bun-bun, but until I have fewer responsibilities and more space to love another, it will have to do.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

I tweet for the girls who whisper, “Actually, that’s a raven, not a crow,” under their breath. Those are my people.

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

@jelenawoehr You also can't forget the $30 fee if they have a tail.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I told me wife: There's only one thing that scares me during Halloween...

My wife: "Which is?"

Me: “Exactly”

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is magic.

As in, watch me ✨magically✨ make this thing that is literally already in my hand disappear right before I need to use it.

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

@jjdebenedictis Me too. I need one. I would immediately forget how to open it and lose all the important stuff I stashed, but I need one.

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

At about nine weeks post-surgery on my ankle and I can almost walk without a limp. So, I think it was a success! Only time will tell if the pain and swelling has improved, too.

[Evie Ebert @ohevie]

Parents: Ok I just have to fit my entire work week into an eight hour day today since last week I had four appointments, car trouble, and school was closed for conferences for two days..but I think I can do it if I skip lunch and ignore some things
Kids: mama? I frowed up

[L. T. Host Is Only Sometimes Here @LTHost]

@auroranibley Awww i missed it

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

it’s important to kiss your cats on their fuzzy little foreheads many times throughout the workday

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey.

But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.