Aaron Forsyth

I am Aaron Forsyth - Working comic/ex rocker/optimistic pessimist

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LET'S DO THIS FRIENDS!

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@Trudell_DM @Imlaurencompton @BlindMike_ Total BS

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So X has turned into QAnon Right wing kookery...mixed with sex bots and negativity (worse than usual) ...so If I don't interact here...THAT IS WHY. See you on the other side friends.

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@RepMTG Be careful...what you can and will be held against you in a court of law

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@DaneCook We might be drunk @marknorm

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@ElonMuskAOC That you actually know what you are doing with Twitter

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If i learned ANYTHING from the Alabama dock fight...its that shirtless white dudes in flip flops are always a problem

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Says the guy who's father DID ALL OF THAT

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You are a colossal boob

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If you have depression and OCD... You could say "life sucks and im not letting it go"

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Wait for it... The nectar of nitwits

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Ever watch a TV show soooo good...you dont want it to end... So you pause it, to talk about how great this is....

And then look over and your significant other is snoring away?

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Me: "I bet ____(*famous comedian name here*)___
would be cool to hang out with...."

Me after thinking about it: "they would hate my set" nevermind

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Actors strike question....so Ive seen 3 well known actor/comedians posting their solidarity with strikers.. Then turn around and push their sold out comedy gig.
Is this okay?

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Ever look at the Venmo "newsfeed" and think...yeah they are definitely buying weed

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I like tacos as much as everyone else... But I see no need for a hack irony tshirt that tells the world how "I break for tacos".

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@RepMTG Hey MTG. Whatever happened to the fact you were supposed to work for Georgians?

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Great news! They found Ed Sheeran not guilty of stealing Marvin Gaye's Lets get it on.

Now the world can get back to not giving a shit about Ed Sheeran stealing Marvin Gaye's Lets get it on.

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I reached a new level of "horrible person to live with".
Ive banned wind chimes and refrigerator magnets forever.

Squinty eyeing up: scented garbage bags, things hanging on doors and night lights

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@ksorbs Everyday you top your own stupidity Sorbo.
And to answer your dumb speculation. RED states would be broke within weeks

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Came here for the jokes... Left here because of right wing kookery.