Lucas Tétreault

[Luke Stephens (hakluke) @hakluke]

34 years ago today, Dade Murphy aka Zero Cool crashed 1507 computers, causing a 7 point drop in the NY stock exchange. He was 11 and his family was fined $45,000. He was banned from touching a computer until he turned 18.

#hackers

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@owenblacker @awsdevelopers Thanks for raising this. We're updating our docs to use static:(failover:(...)?randomize=false&maxReconnectAttempts=0) instead and opened a PR to replace the masterslave network connector in Apache ActiveMQ: https://t.co/FnLpRazugG

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@lexpattison That was the most roundabout way to say "Hey guys, I got a new M1 Macbook Pro!" 🤣🤣🤣

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@TELUSsupport is there a Pure fiber outage in North Vancouver? No internet for about half an hour now.

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@CanRevAgency three hours of maintenance every day with guaranteed downtime? What the heck are you doing?

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

Seriously @CanRevAgency ? I can only do my taxes during your business hours??

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

Moved from @LastPass to @Bitwarden today because @LastPass decided to cripple their product. Almost accepted a job offer from them last summer - dodged a bullet there!

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@IdentityWoman @ncdd I haven't deleted any of my tweets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@IdentityWoman Tried replying to you but once again you deleted your tweet... If you know you're being offensive enough to keep deleting the tweets... Maybe... Just maybe you should rethink what you are saying?

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@IdentityWoman What is even happening right now? Why do you keep replying and then immediately deleting?

If you're so scared of penises maybe you need to find a private change stall where you can feel safe?

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@IdentityWoman Woops missed this deleted one in my last screenshot

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

X : One of our customers wants a new feature in our product.
Me : Sounds good. Add it to the backlog.
X : No other customer seems to want this. It's unique to them.
Me : Is it a generally useful feature that others might want?
X : I doubt it
Me : Then super low priority.

[Ahmad Nassri @AhmadNassri]

one thing I can't let go of (and probably wont):

The guilt of bringing good people into communities / companies / jobs, then watching in horror as the whole thing turns toxic despite all your collective efforts ....

1/

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@heathervescent Over a year FB free and I still feel disconnected... I wasted too much time scrolling content I just didn't care about to ever go back...

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

Someone needs to improve on Glassdoor for small companies so you wouldn't be immediately identifiable when leaving an "anonymous" review.

[adam.the.creator @AdamPadilla]

The perfect toy for 2020 doesn’t exi-

[Lucas Tétreault @LTetreault]

@IdentityWoman Wait... People aren't just sitting on their couches with a pillow on their lap as a desk?