attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
if ur single it’s bc ur not wearing enough blush on ur nose. never forget that. if you put more blush on your nose you would be with the person you want.
what the word you use says about you
"COVID-19" - usually social distancing anyway
"corona" - still isn't social distancing
"rona" - drinks during zoom meetings
"coronavirus" - has a year's supply of toilet paper
"chinese virus” - will probably catch the virus
Why is everyone sleeping on the turkey from the Chantix commercial as if he’s not a rival to baby yoda’s cuteness. Don’t even get me started on his heel click...