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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me

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Wilbur: mommy what are you doing and why is it without me

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@altdultosaur SAUR ARE YOU ALSO ON FUNDIE SNARK REDDIT

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Guillermo del Toro's ‘FRANKENSTEIN’

Starring Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein and Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein’s monster.

Releasing on Netflix in 2025.

(Source: https://t.co/plwkXCWLFL)

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@moxiesix Hahahaha glad to be of service 🫡

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I will always run the little Friends-Joey moot/moo joke in my head when I read this word

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘moot.’
https://t.co/SRnEcYGueG

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@EstherHyphen Yup!

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Gonna make cinnamon rolls with a new method- trying the Tangzhong technique. I’ve heard good things!

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I go through this every year. The Black Friday emails start and I think American Thanksgiving is this week. Lies!!!

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This house will haunt me for the rest of my life

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I believe at this point I had the entire bottle of gin’s worth of cocktails

Aren’t we cute

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Wedding!

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OH MY GOD YES

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

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My guitar teacher has moved on. The school doesn’t have another classical/flamenco teacher so I tried out the rock guitar teacher yesterday. I don’t know. Riffs are fun but I don’t like strumming. I’m not gonna be the next St Vincent or whatever

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American dollars are a SCAM what do you mean this bar of Milka at the duty-free costs 11 USD

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Husband mostly understands that an integral part of missing home is missing the bed

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@amandawtwong Oh it’s Marge

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Going home today.

I miss my bed and supportive pillows.

And like, my husband and cat or whatever

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

the game Dream Daddy, but HOUSE MD version

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My husband sends me this after I send him a pic of me and bathing suit cleavage, and I dunno maybe Wilbur is judging me a bit for it
Geez, Wilbur, let your parents flirt-!