max

from NY, not C

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

We need a Khmer Rogue for San Francisco. We need a Younger Dryas impact event. This cannot go on any longer. Every single person who lives there must be removed and relocated permanently to a sand quarry labor camp. Population ZERO by TOMORROW. Put a glass dome over this city and cut it off from the outside world and then ELECTROCUTE it. All people living today in San Francisco will be forcibly implanted with a microchip that EXPLODES if they access the internet. Anyone who accesses the internet from San Francisco gets a ten trillion dollar bounty broadcast to the phone of every black teenager in Baltimore. EMP this city at once. Use palantir mass surveillance flock cameras to identify anyone who talks about their startup or work ethic or peptides or event attendance and then kidnap and do experiments on them. Turn these people into ivory. There is not a single soul worth saving. Turn this city into Pompeii. This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

Your girl’s body count is the Instagram slide number she posted you on multiplied by three

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You have received a 30-day ban.
1) Off-topic.
2) Repost. Use the search bar.
3) Necro. You have replied to a thread older than 30 days.
4) "Harley Davidson" discussion is BANNED on the Motorcycle forums.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Interesting war. Absolutely nothing got accomplished. Just bombing a country and then stopping. ok

[max @LTsandrat]

For obvious reasons they had to wait until April 2nd to announce this

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Happy Autism Acceptance Month! Starting TODAY and all month long, in-station announcements will be voiced by young transit enthusiasts with autism like Dante featured here! ♾️

[Patrick @nojustpat]

The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created

[Alaric @0xAlaric]

The public reception of Jiri Prochazka is a perfect example of why we don’t deserve, and don’t produce, greatness. Read the comments below and you will see the problem. There is a Czech warrior-mystic madman who believes himself to be a samurai; he fights in the biggest gladiatorial arena in the world. Everything about him is completely genuine — this is legitimately who he is and how he views the world. He trains in the forest by meditating in frozen lakes, striking trees, climbing rocks. He genuinely believes in the power of ritual magic and esoteric tradition. His style of choice is unique and old, nothing like what the rest of the sport pursues. When he fights, it is with reckless abandon — a strategy of “leave it up to the gods,” centered around creating moments of pure 50/50 chaos such that his “spiritual superiority” can shine through in these violent gambles. Despite this insane, “nonsensical” strategy he has only lost to one man in ten years. All others he has knocked out or choked out, including legends of the sport and countless highly-dangerous men. He actually *is* what he presents as — his essence is his face — there is complete honesty with the crowd. Yet how does the public receive him? They infantilize him, speaking of him as autistic or underdeveloped or foolish. “The only reason one might be so eccentric is social malformation, retardation” — this is our belief. Greatness is “auto-nerfed” by this lens; he is treated as a child and a moron by the masses and the media. This is why we do not (and can not) have Alcibiades, or Fawcett, or even Elagabalus. We are structurally incapable of imagining that someone may “unironically” engage with the world, because none of us “unironically” exist. Everything is either a “bit” or a symptom of some disorder. Any small shimmer of genuine expression, even when paired with true prowess and accomplishment, negates one’s “image,” flattening it into a craven trope or insult. Real engagement must be held at arm’s length, nervously laughed at and othered. We prevent greatness by smothering this genuine existence in the cradle — crabs in a bucket tearing down any small example of earnest life to the same level of ironic sludge as the rest. You can be the indisputable second-best LHW fighter in the world with a 10-year finishing streak and people will still treat you like a child autist if you don’t kneel at the altar of ironic autohumiliation. This is our crisis. This is hell, and we are its stewards.

[kai @shatteredjaw]

most unrealistic thing about breaking bad was that there wasn’t any news clips of jon jones terrorizing the city

[birdbath @birdbath]

I keep spamming in the WNBA streameast chat about how I wish I was the ball and no one else is talking about the game anymore they're just deliberating on what to do about me

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

[max @LTsandrat]

I nominate michel pereira and abus magomedov for the inaugural award

[max @LTsandrat]

The ufc should have a “bum fight of the night” award where both fighters lose 50k off of their purse #ufckansascity

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Its like seeing the gates of heaven

[max @LTsandrat]

Literally fuck no

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

🚨 Netflix is rumored to be the UFC's next potential broadcasting partner, as its deal with ESPN ends this year.

(Via. @erichterrr & @nypost)▫️

[Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy]

How I feel after not drinking on a Friday night for the first time in 20 years.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck

cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

hello jihad autumn