Luce

rip Joan rivers who died on my sixteenth birthday

[kait 🍽️💐 @mcntanasky]

This is the craziest shit I have ever heard in my life and that is not an exaggeration. You are not prepared for what you will hear when you click “play” on this.

[LRMF @LRMF54]

Coworker telling us she’s pregnant for the third time in the four years she’s worked here

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

exposure tracking in case i get the parasite 😔

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

once i figure out how to log into mychart i'll be unstoppable

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every card for Father’s Day being HEY YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC LET’S GRAB A BEER 😂😂😂 or WE LOVE YA, FARTY MCFART 😂😂😂

[Flyra Glass @BackhandBandit]

"Dara just wants to get in the house"

And she can take Amanda's key bitch I want her IN THERE. #SummerHouse #SummerHouseReunion

[🪩grande dame jr.🪩 @kimsslutpig1]

And if I’m the last bitch standing and defending Carl Radke, so be it. King stays ten toes down for his best friend and Queen Ciara Miller. He told you where he stands and it ain’t changing. Period dot. #SummerHouse

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

That was the best fucking start of a 3 part reunion like hell yea this actually deserves 3 parts. Go buy Loverboy idk that was great lmao #SummerHouse

[Lisa Barlow Updates and Charts @thatblisa]

Lisa Barlow reveals her favorite kind of sushi is the Philadelphia roll:

“I just love how it has that cream cheese”

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

A neurosurgeon who calls herself a “brain doctor” and wears a disguise because she’s so embarrassed by the fifth grade reading level pablum she churns out for adults incapable of reading fiction in the third person is a far more interesting plot than any of her books.

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

About six times a year I will randomly remember “Karen you’re ready to walk around” and I laugh. Oh how I laugh

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Unfollowed West and Amanda as if I’m a cast member and they give a fuck about me

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

can’t wait to watch my new favorite horror movie tonight — Summer House.

[Oink Sampler @wijodo]

remember when they randomly made Aunt Petunia serve cunt?

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

i know ball

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE ON NETFLIX!!!

[pau 🦋 @lukymayer]

i wasn’t there but i remember