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@TheRank10Hero Hey, almond milk is fine if you get the sweetned kind that's flavored.
But you aren't wrong about the brand thing. It's just annoying because this brand is one I use all time and their regular products work waaaaay better than this smearing mess.
It started pouring right in the middle of an outdoor photoshoot and now I'm soaked to the bone with makeup that isn't as waterproof as advertised.
Faaaantastic....
@TheRank10Hero More like funny song, yeah.
It's been in my head all day and it's only by sheer force of will I haven't absentmindedly sung a line from it outloud yet.
@wrecked_king I'd make fun of you regardless because you're such a hopeless romantic. I wouldn't even be surprised if you've serenaded him at some point.
Seriously though, it's good to see you so happy. Whoever this new guy is, he better count his blessings for having you in his life.
@wrecked_king Geez, with the way you're describing this guy, it's no wonder you two locked into a committed relationship by the time New Years rolled around.
Bet you were completely smittened with him on day one (¬‿¬)
@wrecked_king Xiao, huh? Good to have a name to eventually match to a face in the future.
All threats aside, tell me more about this guy! When did you two meet? And how long have you two been a thing?
@The_PerfectHero Huh... I get that the food service industry sucks but damn, it's kinda sad that he resorted to insulting a lettuce wrap just to feel better about himself.
@wrecked_king Hmmm... fine. I'll ease up on Nice for now, but he better sleep with one eye open.
And that goes double for your new lover boy too. If he screws up even once, I'm sending him to the desert as motivation to not be a terrible boyfriend.
@wrecked_king For good reason! I get that you two have years worth of history, but you let him off the hook way too easily.
Even I was able to find time to hang out with you outside of work, and I usually got swamped with interviews, photoshoots or cheesy ads if I wasn't stuck in the Tower.
@wrecked_king I wouldn't say pathetic... or, well... okay, I would that but mostly it was just sad.
In all seriousness, I'm glad that you found someone new. You deserve to be happy.
Now, in the case this new guy fumbles horrendously, you remember the advice I gave you last time about Nice?
@wrecked_king Hey, any time. Food motivation tends to work wonders, both for pets and people.
Besides, it's good to see you moving on with your life instead of pining for the same guy.
@wrecked_king Damn, sounds like you're doomed then. But all jokes aside, it's probably still adjusting to not only a new environment, but also to you hanging around more.
You should try playing with it, or at least bribe it with some treats so the cat associates you with something it likes.
@wrecked_king Bit of a trick question, don't you think?
Some animals need a lot of time to get used to new people, but if you've been dating for a while... hm...
Have you tried bonding with his cat? Like at all?