🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

𝑙𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑛.ᐟ 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡.ᐟ

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

easy , ✱ READER , easy...

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL i haven't had a homecooked meal since '98...
that's relatable and i hate to say it. uhh.

( that is highkey embarrassing, but whatever. )

two of a pair, huh?

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

AAA AH HHHH.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL ( it's not that long, but it is spiking up... omg. )

people pay you for delicious food and entertainment, yeah?

( grins. boops nose with finger. )

we can be terrified of thunderstorms together.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL ( his hair is messy... he hasn't had the time to get it trimmed. frowning. )

that sounds worrying and concerning.

( glances up, prodding eros' face with a finger. )

you seem pretty okay to me.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL ( slumping against eros... sigh. )

it happens. it was just very real.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL ( HAHAHAHAH. 🛹. )

uh, he died. like... he jumped into a volcano. and i couldn't save him.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL n... not you. no.

( not this time, anyway. )

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL who do you think it was about?

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL I HAD A NIGHTMARE.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

i had a dream where i actually caught lupin and threw him in jail. only to turn around and open the door and tell him, "get out of here! i don't want you anymore!" because i would miss chasing him.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i cook da pizza.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

❝ as a matter of fact... yeah! i could use your assistance. ❞

leans forward. hand up like he is about to whisper a secret.

❝ have you heard of a criminal by the name of lupin the third? ❞

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 @AMZlNGSPIDERMAN]

“Jeez.. I’m sorry to hear that buddy but anyways do you need my help with something?”

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

❝ that is plain uncalled for. ❞

an offended scoff, shaking his head. stay calm, this guy is rage baiting you, zenigata.

❝ where is that published? new york or somethin'? because it's been years since i last dropped in. ❞

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 @AMZlNGSPIDERMAN]

“ wow you mean to tell me you never heard of me don’t you ever read the bugle? I guess not since you’re probably been stuck away in the basement, but I’m a superhero.”

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL SOLD.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

diabolical and evil, actually

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

my sweet mother always used to say i was built like a brick shithouse and i never understood what the hell that meant.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL wait. pork or chicken gyoza.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL crab ragoon and gyoza.

[🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨 @LUPINOBSESSED]

@THEBEASTSCALL ( goodness gracious... zenigata is still flattered that eros likes his company? nobody likes his company! everyone thinks he's an obsessive, foul-mouthed jerk! )

i deal with people every single day, i know how to treat them.