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DeSantis runs his state. Trump runs his mouth.

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@RealSarahIdan @SpencerHakimian You know you could always go back to Iraq, right?

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@Krusty_545 @Timcast Affected

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Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

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@DavidLimbaugh Awesome alliteration, David!

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@StephenKing You hope a guy with a Nazi tattoo, a Hamas supporter, and a rapist, doesn’t drop out? You’re a piece of shit Stephen King.

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@ReachLuke @GigglingGanon Yeah just let the cops walk right into your house also? Whenever they want? Just be respectful right?

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@realWaheedMurad @naomirwolf @naomiworlf Notice how you have to have a moving GIF to create a little animation.

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@NYpalestine @naomirwolf Where are you getting those numbers from?

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@CreatorJonwPuck @DanielGilr44222 There might be something wrong with your brain/visual connection. I would definitely speak to a doctor.

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@MattsIdeaShop Joke fell flat as a pancake.

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@niknikbees @MattFinnFNC @OliviannaC You mean she’s not sitting with Charlie Kirk’s parents? What’s your point?

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@richardursomd Really Doc, we need “to being”? Are you illiterate or something?

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@libsoftiktok @USNavy I thought Trump and Hegseth declared that transgender aren’t allowed in the US military anymore? Am I miss remembering that?

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@LoLoByke Wow congratulations on winning the victim prize.

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@PhilipPearl1 @mattgaetz Why, so you could jerk off to it? Why would you wanna hear about that?

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@ianmiles But what is she actually doing? What is that? And it’s a different train? When was this?

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@bigheadbince @Variety You should go out and meet people. Maybe meet a girl. Make some friends. Maybe you’ll be less antisemitic you fucking vile fucking cockroach.

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@RufusFirefly24 @ggreenwald What does Iran have to do with 9/11?

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@arthurmc @ggreenwald Hey that’s not fair. Stop asking Glenn such tough questions.

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@ProfMJCleveland And Margot is supposedly a “senior legal correspondent” and she thinks this is found in the constitution!!