To my best friend, Jennifer, who is a little color blind… 👀💙
You keep saying you have to be born in one of the five boroughs to be a real New Yorker… meanwhile you’re out here looking at a BLUE Hug and calling it purple. 😭😂
Sis, before you start checking birth certificates, maybe we should start with a color chart. 🌈🤓
Respectfully, if this bottle is purple to you, then apparently Staten Island is in New Jersey and Times Square is in Connecticut. 💀🗽
I love you, but your NYC eligibility committee has been temporarily suspended pending a vision review. 🚨👓🤣
#NewYorkerGate #ColorBlindChronicles #BlueMeansBlue #LoveYouJLo 💙😂🗽🍎
“Jennifer said only people born in the five boroughs are New Yorkers. Jennifer also thinks this blue Hug is purple. The prosecution rests, Your Honor.” ⚖️😂💙🎤⬇️
Imagine stealing one of the most spiritually intense paintings ever made and then just… living normally afterward???
Couldn’t be me. I’d confess in 3 business days.
I fear y’all underestimated how personally I take the theft of Rembrandt’s Storm on the Sea of Galilee.
Respectfully… return the painting before I begin connecting red strings on a corkboard. 🕯️
The original biblical texts were composed primarily in Hebrew (most of the Old Testament), Aramaic (portions of Daniel and Ezra, plus a few other sections), and Koine Greek (the New Testament and the Septuagint translation of the Old Testament used by early Christians). English didn't exist as a language back then; it's a much later development.
The Bible wasn't available in English until the late 14th century. The first complete translation of the entire Bible into English (specifically Middle English) appeared around 1382, associated with John Wycliffe (often called the "Morning Star of the Reformation") and his followers. This Wycliffe Bible was translated from the Latin Vulgate (the Church's standard Bible at the time), not directly from the original Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek languages. It was hand-copied (since printing hadn't been invented in Europe yet), and it circulated despite opposition from church authorities, who viewed vernacular translations as threatening to clerical control.
- Earlier partial translations existed in Old English (Anglo-Saxon) from as far back as the 7th–10th centuries (e.g., poetic versions of parts of Genesis or the Gospels by figures like Caedmon or Aldhelm), but nothing approaching a full Bible.
- The Wycliffe version marked the first time the whole Bible (Old and New Testaments) was rendered into English.
- Later revisions appeared around 1388 and 1395 (often called the "Later Version," smoother and more readable).
- It wasn't until the 16th century—with William Tyndale's groundbreaking work starting in the 1520s (from the original languages), followed by the Coverdale Bible (1535, first printed complete English Bible), and eventually the King James Version (1611)—that English Bibles became more widespread and based directly on Hebrew/Greek sources.
My point highlights an important truth often overlooked: modern English Bibles are translations of translations (or direct from originals), but the scriptures themselves predate English by over a millennium. Many people today read versions that are far removed linguistically from the autographs, which is why studying original-language contexts or reliable translations matters for deeper understanding.
All-American Puerto Ricans unequivocally reject your prejudiced views. It is appalling that anyone believes they are more American than the indigenous Taino Indians, who inhabited these lands long before your attempts to segregate us.
So I’m reading @AuthorDanBrown’s
The Secret of Secrets, Chapter 33, out loud (yes, I read to myself 😅). The line says: “Hey Siri! Call 911!” and my iPhone’s Siri actually starts processing it. Cue me panicking like NOOO 😳🙏😂 Thank God it heard me yelling “no, no, no!” or else I’d have had to explain to 911 that I was… reading your book. 📖📱 #CloseCall
🔍 Fact-check on the Charlie Kirk shooting at UVU
Multiple outlets confirm:
• Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck while speaking at Utah Valley Univ.
• He has since been reported dead.
• Shot believed fired from a rooftop.
• Rifle recovered nearby.
• Shooter not yet identified.
Sources: CBS, AP, WP.
Circulating online is an email said to be from an internal https://t.co/nuI8KA3qfb site, claiming:
“On Sept 10, 2025… Conservative influencer Charlie Kirk was shot & killed… suspect fired from rooftop… Mauser .30-06 bolt action rifle wrapped in towel… spent cartridge chambered + 3 unspent… cartridges engraved w/ transgender & anti-fascist ideology…”
⚠️ Important: This “DOJ memo” is unverified. No official source has confirmed the ammo engravings, rifle model, or forensic specifics.
✅ Bottom line: Core facts (shooting, fatality, rooftop, recovered rifle, suspect at large) are real.
❌ The detailed forensic memo remains unconfirmed rumor/leak.
#CharlieKirk #PoliticalViolence #UVUShooting #FactCheck
The Bible, particularly in the Old Testament, prescribes the death penalty as the punishment for murder, as evident in Leviticus 24:17, which states, “And if a man takes the life of anyone else, he must surely be put to death.”
🚨 BREAKING: The US Coast Guard has just BLOWN UP a boat carrying drugs bound for the United States
The Trump admin is NOT playing nice with narcoterrorists
It’s about time! 🔥
This will save COUNTLESS American lives.