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[LV @LVHasGotToChill]

My favorite part was when Trevor Lawrence rushed the field in a Bengals jersey. And then took a pic with our cousins.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

2 Michigan Players got pepper sprayed after the game on my god this got ugly

[GL @gldivittorio]

Imagine Trump survives two assassination attempts then RFK Jr. gets him with raw milk

[rainygay @rainygay1]

Democrats with a candidate under 80yo:

[trash jones @jzux]

i don't know much about ohio but i would rather have a bowl of skyline chili as vice president than JD Vance

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

suspicious that Alec Baldwin had all charges dropped yesterday

[Ryan Hamilton @TheRyanHamilton]

My heart is broken💔: As friends & family know, my wife was pregnant with our 2nd child, & about to begin her 2nd trimester. A few days ago she had severe pains, & bleeding, and had to go to the emergency room. There, it was discovered that our baby no longer had a heartbeat. Devastated doesn't come close to what that feels like.
Unfortunately for people like us, because of the current laws in the state of Texas, that was only the beginning of this nightmare. Jess (my wife) had an "incomplete miscarriage", and what needed to happen, what was best for HER, and her health, was to terminate the pregnancy, and get the baby out.
The doctor gave her a medication that would move this process along, and sent her home. Where, apparently we would be handling it ourselves. We were told it might take a couple of attempts before it worked.
I'll let you decide how you feel about that.
After a long, painful night of the equivalent of early labor, the baby was still with her. So, we went back to the Emergency Center to get the 2nd dose. A new doctor was on call. He was an older man. You could hear him in the hallway as he said, "I'm not giving her a pill so she can go home and have an ab*rtion!". Being well aware that our baby no longer had a heartbeat. Then, he came into the room to say, and I quote: "Considering the current stance. I'm not going to prescribe you this pill". Then, just sent us on our way.
The "CURRENT STANCE"?! Did he really just say that?!
No one should ever have to hear their wife say: "Get this dead baby out of me!".
Can you even imagine how that must feel?
The pain, and the bleeding continued. So, we decided to go to another hospital, about an hour away. There was a female doctor on call there, and we thought we might have better luck.
I should probably mention, the procedure to get the baby out is called a D & C. It's scary, & traumatizing, but sometimes necessary in situations like ours. Especially in emergency circumstances.
So we get to the next hospital. They take Jess in, ask her a bunch of questions, do a new scan... confirm that the baby is still there, with no heartbeat, and then disappear... for hours. Only to come back in and keep asking the same questions over and over. It's becoming clear that they're primary concern is NOT my wife's health. Instead, they seem to be worried about the legalities involved.
So, they decide it is not "enough of an emergency" to perform the D & C.
They do, however, prescribe another, stronger, final dose of the medication for us to try again... at home.
So, we go home to try again. Another long day/night of early labor pains. Only to discover my wife UNCONSCIOUS in the bathroom. Having to pick my wife's cold, limp body off of that bathroom floor, not sure if I was about to lose her, is something I will NEVER forget.
She had to be rushed to the hospital.
By this point she had lost so much blood, and bodily fluid, her body gave out.
They were able to stabilize her, give her the fluids she needed, and we came back home yesterday afternoon. We were also able to confirm that our baby was no longer with her.
Now, not only do we have to live with the loss of our baby... we have to live with the nightmare of what we just experienced because of political and religious beliefs. MY WIFE'S HEALTH SHOULD HAVE COME FIRST. PERIOD!
God knows what mental and emotional damage this has done.
If you consider yourself a staunch "pro-lifer" ... 1) You've never been through what we just went through, and 2) You should take a long, hard look in the mirror and reevaluate your reasons for supporting such a cold, barbaric, ignorant point of view.
It's not that black & white, and it's never going to be.
If you think your "Pray To End Ab*rtion" sign in your yard is "Christian", I suggest you revisit the teachings of Jesus and try again. If you support these laws that make ab*rtion illegal, and result in people being put through what we just were, you should be ashamed of yourself. I've never been so angry, or heartbroken... and the devastation I'm feeling must pale in comparison to what my poor wife is feeling.

[LV @LVHasGotToChill]

@computer_pet My fave was when a male hospital staff asked me this as he was transferring me to a wheelchair after my D&C surgery for miscarriage.

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Jessica Benson @jessbensontv]

Big month for UK disappearing acts.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Remote workers finding out that Bernie Sanders wants to double the hours they work every week

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.

[Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl]

Me to my dogs: I am gonna feed you the best food I can so you can live such long, healthy and happy lives.

Me to me: Another red baron pizza for you, fuckface

[Kayla @kaylamellis_]

parking at hospitals should be free and I will die on this hill

the audacity to ask people who are struggling emotionally/physically/mentally to PAY to be in a place where they don’t even want to be in the first place 😠😤

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

they should invent a center for disease control and prevention

[Mary Elizabeth @missmaryeliza]

@James_Holzhauer The year is 2004. The clue is revealed.

“This could be a long-handle gardening tool or an immoral pleasure seeker”

@KenJennings: “What’s a hoe?”

[LV @LVHasGotToChill]

“Is it a crime to want a Crunchwrap supreme?”

“No, in fact, it’s an American right.”

2AM God bless America & Who Dey

[LV @LVHasGotToChill]

@HaydenThaRippa I am also plagued by this disease. A curse, truly