Luke Valitchka

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@steavpack Hey, that is awesome. Well earned & deserved recognition. Congratulations to Coach, & his family.

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

Shut down the Everest tours or fix this.

Unacceptable scene near the top.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@Dom_Cotroneo Did Houston called up some Skeeters to balance things out for the Brewers?

[Mike Gallagher @ChairmanG]

Democrats reckless spending helped turbocharge inflation and max out the nation’s credit.

Rep. Gallagher and House Republicans are fighting to rein in radical spending and responsibly raise the debt ceiling.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@RNCResearch 🤡

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@RNCResearch 🤡

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@RNCResearch 🤡

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@hunterbonair Winker opened the door, & the ump shut it.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@Todd_Rosiak @journalsentinel Their ro$ter is epically devoid of enuf talent; 2 rooks starting & hitting .201 & .246 says it all.

[Florida's Favorite Conservative Teacher @FavoriteTeach11]

1. My students are not my kids.
2. Proximity and time do not mean I know what's best for somebody else's kid.
3. I strive to earn trust from my students and their parents.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

10 hits off 3 arms for 8 runs off 2of the 3. 1 series win in May. Best bats r a ca$h/ptbnl, & .255 former cub. Counsell asked to make 🐔 🥗 out 🐔💩 roster. All reasons of $mallmarket, suspect talent eval, overpaid/underperforming rag arm Lt. fielder, etc., etc. apply. Go Crew!

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...

I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....

When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
😂😂😂

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@WildeAndTausch @MarkTauscher65 LO

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@_JesseNelson @WildeAndTausch @MarkTauscher65 LB

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@GeryWoelfel No way he’s leaving Boston for Milwaukee.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@Todd_Rosiak @journalsentinel G. Mitchell is the #4 hitter on their roster while out the last 20 games. Better than turang, yelich, b.a., rowdy, winkler, adames, voit, brosseau, & wiemer. Caratini, Contreras, & Miller .270+. 2 legit arms, an under-performing mega-contract player, & poor hitting. Talent wins.

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@RNCResearch

[Luke Valitchka @LValitchka]

@ianmiles Wth is that fat ass guy’s problem?

[Townhall.com @townhallcom]

KJP: "Gas prices are down...and grocery prices fell...the Inflation Reduction act was so important as we talk about energy costs, lowering that."

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸