Laura Vatraction

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[$pencer 💖 @dumbgayshit]

Plumbers are here and I have my dildo stuck to the wall in my shower

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When the weed smacks you hard but you're still tryna act normal.

[⦻ RAZOR ✃𓄧꒷꒦ #TENOÍ @outhcrowfreak]

Jk rowling writing a trans woman

[dakota @im2hai]

how it feels being high in the shower

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

randomly decided i was going to be in a bad mood for no real reason today

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When I get to work and there's work

[♡ @zarazlut]

who we listening to ?

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Di🦋 . @BlasianAnna]

Just updated my resume.

Spirit Airlines
12/10/17-05/01/2026
Senior Advisor

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[Levis ✘ @Selxrare]

this gif

[M I L K 🥛 @milkmiliano]

Zayn being bi arab dl trade

[juju ✮ @cyberjujuuu]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that then go to a different starbucks!!

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

they should invent a job where you just suck dick and it pays the same as a software engineer