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[milk @LVibrance]

i miss solo q but also life is so much better now that i just play tft

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@ravencatblack cuz it's cool asf 😎

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first set actually locking in and learning tft, surely the huzz will come flocking now right

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sick and tired of braum in every single one of my games

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@Veigar_v2 very happily stomped one of your disciples when they went sona sion, I was wondering why tf they locked it in LOL

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@Spideraxe30 welcome back funny 200 years infernum ulti

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crying tears of joy rn

[Erknaite @zac_gaming__]

Riot is increasing Critical Strike damage from 175% to 200%

It's ADC Season.

[League of Legends Leaks & News @LeagueOfLeaks]

New "Hand Leveled Account" Title ‼️

It will be available in the Blue Essence Emporium for 250,000 Blue Essence.

[milk @LVibrance]

@midnighteonn 504 my beloved :hearteyes:

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

I've officially duo'd with every type of egirl that exists in League of Legends

after years of "market research" in every elo from iron to challenger, here's my list:

LULU
god-tier duo. the pocket enchanter who exists only to make YOU look good.
zero ego, just pumps resources into you. will W you for MS, ult you in fights, and never complain.
the only duo you can int on and she'll still say "unlucky, that's okay babe, we go next"
she knows her job is making you unkillable and she LOVES DOING IT.
has a 95% wr on rengar

YUUMI
the ultimate low-effort asset. literally AFK and still climbs.
had one in plat who would attach to me, hit E, and watch netflix.
you carry her dead weight but she makes you feel like a raid boss.
probably "eepy"
perfect for ego inflation. you're basically playing 1v9 with a stat boost.
my feet is better though

JANNA
the ultimate egirl. you're not her only duo, you're on the fucking rotation.
caught mine duoing with three other ADCs in the same week.
zero loyalty, just wants the W and will move on to whoever's online.
will peel you perfectly then add the enemy jungler after the game.

NAMI
will lecture you on wave management in silver.
will miss every bubble and use E for no reason
builds unoptimized items and says "oops I was following recommended :3"
50/50 if they are good or not.
always loses with Lucian

SORAKA
the helicopter mom. will heal you through your worst decisions.
had one keep me alive while i tower dove 1v3 like it was HER job to make my int work.
presses W until she's at 10 hp then dies to a caster minion.
will sacrifice herself to save you even when you're 0/7 and clearly not worth it.
asks you to hop on lovense
keeper for sure

SERAPHINE
thinks she's the carry because she hit R in one teamfight.
the ego of a mid laner with the impact of a caster minion.
will miss every Q and E but wins anyways because Seraphine op
says "slay" every other sentence
uses :3 a lot
probably catfishing

KARMA
the flex player who thinks she's above the role.
builds full AP, takes every kill with Q
she's not really supporting. she's playing mid lane from the bot role.
you don't duo with her to climb. you duo with her because she's hot
50% of the time she's useful. the other 50% she's complaining

MORGANA
never uses e properly
miss every Q, screws the wave over with w, and still act like she's carrying.
but when she hits that one binding that wins the game? suddenly she's the main character.
never build zhonyas

LUX
not a support. a mid laner with daddy issues.
she takes every kill, builds full AP, and calls YOU the KDA player.
had one steal my penta then say "oops sorry :3"
never wards

SONA
the AFK queen. you're not her duo, you're her bodyguard.
she scales for free while you 1v2 the lane.
had one who would hit Q off cooldown and not say a word for 30 minutes.
then late game she's god-tier and acts like she carried.

ZYRA
a war criminal. will steal every kill and out-damage you.
duoed with one in gold who ended 12/2/3 as SUPPORT and said "SUP DIFF"
she's not supporting. she's playing solo lane bot with a spectator.
you don't duo with her. you just exist while she 1v9s and flames you.
takes cs "accidently"
will ask if you have been pegged before

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study the saskio way

[milk @LVibrance]

ap twitch and aphelios >>>

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Oklou is married to French Benny Blanco

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@Spideraxe30 we have come full circle and have fully, number for number, reverted all the ap tw nerfs from the past couple seasons LMFAO

[milk @LVibrance]

LOL?

[Spideraxe @Spideraxe30]

Twitch buff:
- E AP ratio per stack increased from 30% to 35%
- Max E AP ratio increased from 180% to 210%

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🙏

[milk @LVibrance]

people who use the crafting recipe guide in minecraft are inferior, just saying it how it is

[Grok @grok]

@LVibrance

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@RhyledUp this game was peak

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the gym is kinda awesome I wish I locked in sooner