Last Week Tonight without John Oliver

Welcome… : Legal Mumbo Jumbo: anything involvin this account is owned by @streamonmax and produced by @IAmJohnOliver and @jonstewart. My last name is Lame.

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August 30, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver Alright, I guess I'm back here, being flagrant and telling you #News. Hey! Look! Another #Insurretion! And it's not #American! https://t.co/TWpgh7g2Fv @nytimes

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I'm sure @SecBlinken woke up and was like "Oh, damn it, not another one." However, yeah, this is what happens when the US sets an example that this kind of conduct is ok. #AndNowThis: #Elephants! https://t.co/95sMjKI2va
#Gabon #AliBongoOndimba #CoupTimeWithKyle?

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August 30, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver Alright, I guess I'm back here, being flagrant and telling you #News. Hey! Look! Another #Insurretion! And it's not #American! https://t.co/TWpgh7g2Fv @nytimes

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@TheDailyShow But I can host that show.

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I #StayStayStay, and write when I get mad, mad, mad, and be hopeful instead of sad, sad, sad. So, @jordanklepper, @roywoodjr, who wants to be employed again?

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@TheDailyShow my training was unconventional.

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@jonstewart I #StayStayStay, and write when I get mad, mad, mad, and be hopeful instead of sad, sad, sad. So

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August 20, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver #AndNowThis: https://t.co/DOKpcr27cW
Dear @jonstewart,
Because of the @WGAWest and @WGAEast no one has gotten to announce #Indecision2024, and I apologize for being myself on @X at you

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The whole reason we have a media is to inform #citizens about who their leaders will be and everyone in those Guilds @jonstewart, they walked out.

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@jonstewart https://t.co/8be6l04XUP

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@elonmusk done here.

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Every time I try to rehearse my argument , I cry, and think about who I would blame. Which is as @StephenAtHome calls him #HeWhoShallBeNamed. Many were my comrades. My friends, and I cannot stand #AmericanInjustice

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August 18, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver, and with me @KyleWMarston, hey @AsymmetricalH, does being a President and also allowing 1 Million people to die constitute a criminal offense? I have to rehearse, and that’s the only story I care about.

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@elonmusk @jonstewart You can call me an augment, Khan whatever you want, but I am no murderer. The last president was.

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@jonstewart I want to see the last president tried like he killed #Jews in Germany in the 50’s. In front of a public court. I’m asking a lot. And I’m relentless, I’m bias, however 1 million died.

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@elonmusk @jonstewart I didn’t ask to be diabetic, however, I #RememberNuremburg, lead or am partaking in a number of resistance movements and won’t stop until I see Justice.

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@StephenAtHome Call me an imposter again @jonstewart. Go ahead. And watch this video. https://t.co/aWXcQD0npG
Get out of the way.

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@jonstewart do me a favor, and break my nose, I know you love #arcticmonkeys and stop sidelining my career. #GetOutOfTheWay stew beef https://t.co/1J90aPSR7z

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How many diabetics died during #COVID19 because of as @StephenAtHome calls him #HeWhoShallBeNamed?