Lainey Watson-Hoyle

'Disqualified as a Human' - Osamu Dazai
Bibliophile. 몬베베
26+
SV5 ZG24 AA23 Fred Vasseur enthusiast

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

My daughter calls me a sociopath and here are her reasons why that's true.
1- I stop reading a book in the middle of a sentence.
2- I was born in November and I'm a Scorpio.
3- I put the milk in first then the cereal.

I shall update this when she gives me more reasons.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

Be that as it may, you are however a Seppo.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@enchantedflms Cob if its crusty, bread roll if its soft.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

Are the schools in America just for decoration. Because everyday one of you gets on this app and says something so stupid, in starting to believe its illegal there to be educated, not just brainwashed.

[Kami Mizuumi @MizuumiKami]

@ActuallyCrab Ooh that's another one, y'all (specifically brits) just cannot comprehend the concept of differing dialects and slang lmfao

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@GarrAarghHrumph @miss_traceydav @spid3rgrll But does the sun stay up from 4am to 10pm in NY?

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

I am, as ever, eternally grateful for my cottage built in the 1700s it stays cold all year long. Which means for 9 months of the year it's freezing, but for those 3 months that its matters its a god send. Anyway, I'm off to put a hoodie on as oddly, I'm cold. 😬

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@CleansedTweets @schoolsout1776 You love that people use a slur so openly online??

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

But i speak German regardless...

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Everyone in the UK would be speaking German if not for the United States.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@LeConneatois @anactualwalnut I'm sure Henry Ford would know the difference between 'weather' and 'whether'.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Between Iraq changing the age of consent from 18 to 9, conservatives in the US tweeting "YOUR BODY, MY CHOICE", one of Gisele Pelicot's abusers justifying his behaviour by saying "I thought she was dead" and women in Sudan taking their own lives to avoid being r@ped by paramilitary fighters... If you still can't grasp just how many men hate women, you're not listening.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@IssaGou @gutbomb @FajrCoded @MadelaineLucyH Its all about demonitisation. Nothing else..

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

MAGA are the Pedophile party. Every accusation is a confession with them. Always.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@LuxMeaMundiAM @Socket1Sophie @dodgson_sally Always.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

Duchess is still sulking because her bestie is back at uni for yr 2

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

Im amazed you even know what an effing tampon is..

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men’s toilets. God help us.

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

My favourite reaction to this tweet is Americans missing the joke and posting pictures of 15 hour drives they’ve done.

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

At what age do velcro children grow out og being velcro children?

I'm asking for a friend.. me, I'm the friend, and the child is 19!

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

A car alarm has been going off outside for the last 1.5hrs. I've no idea whose car it is, but how are they not hearing it?!? I get that there is a raging storm, but if no other cars alarm is going off and yours is, it's time to get the sensors checked. #StormDarragh

[Lainey Watson-Hoyle @LWatsonHoyle]

@puppiesbreads I think there's also a Nachimbong. It's gets raised half way through.

[MultiViewer @f1multiviewer]

OUT vs IN, according to the FIA stewards

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP