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[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious

[goma @soigomaa]

Are we still on for today??

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

people texting me my name.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We are the generation that went from no internet, to their first home computer, to flip phones, to the iPhone, and now Al.
What a wild ride.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

staying in the house on weekends

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

We went to December 1 to December 14 in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[• @omgemerald_]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“Wtf was i about to google”

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

There is always that one friend 😭😂

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

When they respond with better sarcasm instead of being offended🥹

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i randomly get in moods where i don’t want to talk, i don’t be mad though.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

You can be the best driver in the world and still get in an accident cause of a moron like this

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

This is Whitechapel in London.

Sainsbury’s decided to put out a loss leader: £9.50 for a sack of basmati rice.

The idea is that people came and bought rice, along with other things. But no, they just came and bought rice, rice and more rice.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[🖤 @_Dxifa]

Why are these kids on half term every other day??

[realbackinstyle @shxrns__]

people who have no sense of urgency