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[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Happy Palm Sunday everyone! ❤️

HOSANNA to our King of Peace, our Lord of Lords, the defeater of death and saviour of humanity, Jesus Christ! 👑

HOSANNA HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST JESUS CHRIST!!! 🙏

[NΛTLY DΞNISΞ @NatlyDenise_]

SO good!!!

[Tate News @TateNews_]

🚨🇬🇧#BREAKING: ANDREW TATE INNOCENT.

THE BRITISH AUTHORITIES HAVE DECIDED THAT NO CRIMINAL CHARGES WILL BE BROUGHT AGAINST ANDREW TATE.

BIG WIN FOR THE TATES 💯

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@Marrow102 Wait until they tell you youve contributed too much co2 this year so you cant go on anymore holidays or eat meat for the foreseeable future

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@VividProwess They would throw her off the tallest building in palestine if she went there

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@ScottGShore

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@raelbrav Get @RupertLowe10

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@Cobratate 🐐🐐

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@hugo_banks13 @itsavibe Cant be at the top of the game for 15 years and be a one trick pony 😂

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@tx_moonman @HamasAtrocities @lionofzionisrae Think ryanair were doing test flights at night time back then

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

“I heard you want your country back. Ha. Shut the f*** up” angrily yells Vylan, fresh from calling for “death to the IDF”, to a chanting crowd of white middle-class British liberals excitedly waving their foreign flags. All rather depressing, isn’t it?

I note the intense border security at Glastonbury, which far outstrips that of Dover’s. Build bridges, not walls, they cry - apart from around their own filthy little sanctuary.

How so very progressive of them, flying their Palestinian flags - they must all feel so very proud of themselves. Sipping their £8 iced lattes, posting on tiktok from the newest iphone. Really revolutionary stuff.

A fatal blow struck against the capitalist system. Well done, everyone.

All broadcast live on the BBC, our ‘national’ broadcaster. Fantastic work from them, as usual.

None of this is Britain. Real Britain. Actual Britain. Decent Britain.

Not the Britain built by generations of hardworking, patriotic British men and women.

Who quite frankly, have had enough. I know I have.

We will all be closely watching, as Lucy Connolly rots in jail, what action the police will take against this revolting man - the precedent has been set.

So, yes Mr Vylan. You heard correctly, we do want our country back.

But no. We will definitely not "shut the fuck up".

Learn how to sing, take a shower and sod off.

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@iamtomskinner This already happening in dubai mate

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@jamesenglish0 The office (uk version)

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@IamDLvergne Done

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@RENDER__DADDY If i have RNDR on my ledger do i need to do anything?

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@VividProwess Keir starmer blames
The far right

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@HazelAppleyard_ Left , right.. good night

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@James_Lewin @rangersmil62 @curtiswoodhous8 Bro madrid is colder than uk in winter

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@iamtomskinner The peoples champ