🅰️LEKS with an ❌

In The Kitchen

[Mattjenkelani @Boshielodm_]

He's losing his mind over a Danone; imagine the day he meets a girl😂

[Herman Mashaba @HermanMashaba]

I truly adore and like this young patriot. I am one of her fans. Thanks so much Baba Xolani Zuma for allowing her to live her life of full purpose.

[Booksforaspirants @AspirantsBooks]

Brutal Truths about fake people

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

😫😫😫😫😫

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

A lot is going on here. 😩😩😫😫🙆🙆

[Tshepi the crotcheter🧶🧶 ♥️ @TshepyMo]

Mkhaboza ❤️❤️

[SpartanMasculine @SpartanMasculin]

No matter how h*rny you are, don’t rush into s*x with a menstruating woman.

Here’s why: 🧵

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[trop belle 🤎 @Aestheticthin13]

Ari Lennox at the ESSENCE Festival Superlounge 😮‍💨

[#Buccaneer-OnceAlways🏴‍☠️☠️🖤 @Ofentse_Ze]

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[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Happy 21st Birthday Nana!

[The King of Trolls @StHonorable]

The absolute number one rule of nightlife economics is that men go where the women are.

Because of this, Club owners spend the majority of their energy, budget and resources attracting good looking ladies.

They use tactics like ladies night, which offer free entry etc. Owners ensure the venue is filled with women.

What than happens, once a vibrant female crowd is established, men then automatically come to that place.

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

What alcohol is this, now?

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Brigadier Matshidiso Kgoadi, Sunnyside Station Commander who drove her officer to commit suicide recently because of her bullying behavior has been arrested for allegedly giving tenders to her Children during COVID 19 pandemic.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Nhlamulo Ndlela and Dudu Zuma today at Hillbrow to buy the substance we cannot mention so they cook MK Party 😭😭😭

[Amanda @amanda_zinhle2]

Happy Father’s Day from emakhaya😝

[panache @arse9al]

So women rub their clit during sex because she's not feeling satisfied?

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

What type of exercise is this? 🤔🤔

[iamtakudzwa @taku_dzwa1]

What is the name of this game?

[Raymond @ChosenOne_2026]

When we cry about drugs the whole Africa becomes quite and when we retaliate everyone has an opinion, cowards.

Sebelebele . Ngwana Sesi . #HouseMusic . #loveislandusa . Mofokeng . #MadlangaCommission