Luke

25 🇲🇹 | Insight Analyst 📊 | QPR & MUFC ⚽️

[Luke @LX___07]

When you find that one thing that you’re passionate about, find a way to make it profitable. Work at it day and night, conquer the niche. Give yourself the opportunity to make a living doing something you love

[Luke @LX___07]

Name me a better combo than Nesquik chocolate powder and Benna milk. I’ll wait.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country breaking your lower back for less than $1

There’s kids who live in wheelchairs. There’s kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion MIRACLE. You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Luke @LX___07]

Classy service @Ryanair … do I get a refund?

[Luke @LX___07]

Built by producers, for producers

Check this out 👇🏼

[Luke @LX___07]

@_callumfowler @@grok is this true? Breakdown their summer transfer business

[UEFA @UEFA]

👏 Welcome, Hamrun Spartans – Malta’s first ever club in our men’s club competitions!

🎉 Their qualification for the #UECL means that 52 of our 55 national associations have now been represented on the European stage, a new record.

[Luke @LX___07]

@QPR @ianrandall71 Poku 🙏🏼

[Luke @LX___07]

@CocaCola Day 16 of the Nicolette @CocaCola Bottle standoff. I DM’d as instructed. Radio silence since. Starting to think Coke’s new slogan is: Share a bottle with everyone… except Nicolette.

[Luke @LX___07]

@CocaCola my girlfriend challenged me to never drink a coke again until I find a bottle with her name on it. I accepted the challenge. What we saying? Y’all gonna launch a Nicolette coke bottle or have you just lost yourselves an esteemed customer?

[Luke @LX___07]

@CocaCola Done! 👍🏼

[Luke @LX___07]

@MatteoFillet 😍🔥

[Luke @LX___07]

@grok @MrDtAFC @grok what about the 2016/17 league table

[Luke @lukecaru]

@LX___07 @prodyesok Most respectful X exchange

[Luke @LX___07]

@prodyesok I believe this is because Tokelau is a NZ territory state. Tuvalu simply an ex AUS colony

[Luke @LX___07]

@QPR @ianrandall71 Show us Morgan admin

[Luke @LX___07]

@QPR 💉💉💉

[Luke @LX___07]

@skyeepl Just FYI he was not 18 here he was 21, October 20th 2019

[Luke @LX___07]

@FutSheriff Buddy it’s Christmas Day ffs give it a rest go eat some turkey or sth 😭

[Luke @LX___07]

@prodyesok Just listen to the song up until the base drop