Being a parent is like being a ninja, you snooze, you immediately gotta decipher in a split second wether the pitter patter of lil feet coming straight at you down a dark hall way is your scared shitless kiddo... https://t.co/4ZH43P6DnS
So emergency room may kill us all. Cheetos, trash, used tissue, a couple of syringe caps, a snot ball I just stepped in and a homeless man smoking in waiting room getting belligerent. My hard headed kid and my wife. And everyone telling me to chill. Awesome. No stars.