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my old account was reactivated so i’m not mad anymore

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

“i don’t need no brother and no dads. i need you” 🥺

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

i’m just gonna believe someone put antlers on a grizzly bear bc how is this moose so hench

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

“brethren dost thou even lift?!”

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

video so shaky because you just know the person videoing was cr*pping his pants

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

anyone else see the burger and fries

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

the ‘people’ laughing at his jokes https://t.co/FUA2PSSAEV

[أنس @Saka1410]

yes mother, at my age you were settled in life with a house and kids, but did you have people from all over the world laughing at your jokes?

Nope I don’t think so.

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

@n_a_zof so you’re saying my husband dropped it? i knew it!

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if someone hands you a glass and they let go of it before you can take it causing it to fall, who dropped it?

[Ashley @Ashjbow]

Leaked footage from the new Mario movie

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

same thing i told my husband before he married me

[Jason Wittenberg @WittenbergJason]

Posted in every booth at a Thai restaurant in Fargo.

[Keith Holland @KeithHollandd]

Gotta call my plug and ask him what he gave me to make me do this🤦🏽‍♂️

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

@UsmanUP can you hold it in your hand for scale

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

still better than “speaking foreign language” lol

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

they do this with so many shows. if you watch with audio dubbed the speech is very different from the subtitles

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

statement from the met police

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

this is so bleak but the trolling level is off the charts

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Just another day in the USA

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

what’s the difference in “quality” between a red bull from your local corner shop and nus’rets

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

not the consequences of your own actions coming to bite you in your a**

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The government tell us that the fuel crisis is easing…

I went to 7 petrol stations this morning and there was no fuel at any of them.

Was then hit by a van whilst stationary at a roundabout. Great start to the day!

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

someone called this “fine dining” lool

[Wray’s Niece 🇯🇲 @ARD28X]

This is what people are spending their hard earned cash on?