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Udsm class of '19 .... Accountant

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

this whole pic is haram 😭

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This how Mojo Jojo brain be hangin out his helmet

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Netflix treats serial killers like Marvel characters and then you ask why women support Lindsay Clancy and others

[Ⲕⳙⲃⳑⲁ Ⲕⲏⲁⲛ @L_J__m]

@4gottnHistory Sumerians didn't originate the flood they were just 1st to ✍️ it. It obviously began as oral tradition after Noah, his descendants migrated to Shinar (Sumer) n built cities, keepn the story alive. Sumers wrote their version on clay, while Genesis gave the true monotheistic accnt

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus

[morodelsur @morodelsur]

Si esto hubiera sido hace 50 años su venta como esclavo hubiera sido equivalente al fichaje de Neymar al PSG

[nay | Wor$t Girl in Brasil @nyskazin]

caralho negro dos Estados Unidos se acham os CEOs da negritude, é incrível

[🫟🔫 @1babygloxk]

If u got HIV please get butterfly tattoos like the others 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Hoddy @redhod99]

Garnacho's lost the plot

[Khandalimtshelokwakhe @K_MfundoPraise]

🥶 🥶

[Slick @NickStillHere]

BG really taking this nigga thing all the way

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

More rappers are leaning into their Christian faith lately, from baptisms to prayers and religious posts on social media. 🙏✝️

Fivio Foreign traded drill for gospel, NLE The Great announced he was baptized in the Holy Spirit, Skilla Baby paused his interview with The Breakfast Club to pray with the hosts and 6ix9ine proclaimed “Jesus is the way” during a podcast appearance.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Lindsay Clancy tries to ruin the black juror’s life*

The KKK, aryan nation, twitter racists and skin heads:

[A.K.A. JLongb0ne @JonsLongs]

"sorry, son, I know you've been paying our bills for the better part of a decade but we stand with Macklemore"

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Google Photos reminding you of a relationship you had in 2018 that didn't work out.

[Remi Ibinola RIO @reminola]

Got this off Threads. Never seen fresh cloves before. Thought to share.

[Ayush Yadav @ayushunleashed]

Mfker, that's called a browser.